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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #2
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    “Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.”
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • #3
    Yogi Berra
    “If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. ”
    Yogi Berra

  • #4
    Arthur C. Clarke
    “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
    Arthur C. Clarke

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #6
    George Bernard Shaw
    “He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”
    George Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara

  • #7
    Audrey Hepburn
    “Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start absorbing what you saw, thinking about it, looking it up in a book, and remembering - because you can't take it in all at once.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #8
    Henry Miller
    “Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.”
    Henry Miller

  • #9
    George Bernard Shaw
    “You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?”
    George Bernard Shaw, Back to Methuselah

  • #10
    Muhammad Ali
    “Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.”
    Muhammad Ali

  • #11
    Salvador Dalí
    “The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad!”
    Salvador Dali

  • #12
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.”
    Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

  • #13
    George Bernard Shaw
    “He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. ”
    George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman

  • #14
    Isaac Asimov
    “If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #15
    George Bernard Shaw
    “Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it....”
    George Bernard Shaw

  • #16
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #17
    Aldous Huxley
    “I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.”
    Aldous Huxley, Point Counter Point

  • #18
    Samuel Butler
    “Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.”
    Samuel Butler

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”
    Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

  • #20
    Albert Einstein
    “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #21
    Aldous Huxley
    “Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.”
    Aldous Huxley, Ends and Means

  • #22
    Aldous Huxley
    “An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
    Aldous Huxley

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
    Mark Twain

  • #24
    Woody Allen
    “There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
    Woody Allen

  • #25
    Mark Twain
    “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
    Mark Twain

  • #26
    Albert Einstein
    “God is subtle but he is not malicious.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #27
    John Maynard Keynes
    “Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking.”
    John Maynard Keynes

  • #28
    John Pentland Mahaffy
    “Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.”
    John Pentland Mahaffy

  • #29
    George Bernard Shaw
    “In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.”
    George Bernard Shaw

  • #30
    Albert Einstein
    “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
    Albert Einstein



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