Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

Well I am a die hard bear’s fan, Always have been, and no matter how many times they let me down I am still up for eating their heart attack nachos at Solders field. Currently the only thing I am following is the Hester refused to show up for training. Apparently he only makes 400K a year. Normally I cringe when professional sports players bitch about the money they make, but I think Hester has a point. He carried the team last year and he is the lowest paid? Typical of the Chicago management, they will keep eff'n around until he goes to green bay.

I like the mystery containers... they are pretty old and sometimes they forget what ice cream they put in a container so they sell it as Mystery yummy. It is something different every time you get it. Always good.

Thanks for the congrats everybody.

Go have some Ice cream, you can send the bill to the Alaska pipeline ;)

We have this ice cream place in Fairbanks called HotLix, their a little mom and pop shop. They have just about the best ice cream in the world. When I first moved here everyone was talking about it like a bunch of crazed nut jobs “What you have never had Hotlix! Oh you must go immediately! Drop everything and go right now!" I was not a believer and it was February so I refused to go. Being that is was -52 outside.

That summer I took the misses and WOW Ben and jerry eat your heart out.

**Disclaimer** If you are diabetic, have chronic weight issues, lactose intolerant, have super hyper responses to sugar, then you need not have any Hotlix. They use the finest stuff No low sugar low fat garbage here. It is a one stop heart attack shop. When you eat their tasty treats you can feel the blood in your body slow down. It is fabulous!

Can we talk about a real sport like... Football?

Good luck RA, have an un-eventful procedure.

Sure, but I refuse to serve it ;) Oberwiese good enough?

It is a whole new day... The sun is shining, the snow melted, we are at a balmy 52 degrees. Yes I think hot fudge sundays are in order.

So I am a circus attraction on a space ship... I wonder if the medical hologram will shut down the DNA factory.

I know they say they didn't have to drink to type all that, but seriously look at it and tell me they are not sauced up...

{:-( I hear if you drink enough anyone can speak French. Go have a few shots and all will be well. At least that’s what imaginary Donna told me.

She is well compensated... She gets my check ;)

I was referring to a torture rack... you know clasp his front paws to a chain and his hindquarters to another, and then pull/crank. But I think a roof rack would be pretty upsetting to a cat as well. Roof rack and a few bungee cords should do it.

Well my wife pre approved (read as edited) most of it, I just had to add two "sections"

So you’re saying I really didn't kill all those kids... Man that is such a relief I was so expecting the police to bust through my door any time now. You’re the best imaginary Donna.

There is always room on the rack for one more!

Some may recall a few months ago I had to apply for the job I have held for over a year. Well this week, on top of all the back logs and extra work due to the camp illness, we had our interviews. YAY! (I still think it is ridiculous that a company making record profits is downsizing.)

So I have been under a lot of stress. I am using this as the reason for my increased offensiveness. My dark dank humor bone took control and refused to let go. So if I seriously offended anyone sorry. I had added reasons for being stressed out. My wife edited my job performance record (that we had to write up on our selves!) for obvious reasons. Unfortunately I had to revise some things at the last minute and had no time to let her see it before turning it in. So I have been slightly on edge about it for some time now.

So today during my “interview” I am asked in several different ways, “How good of an administrator do you think you are?”. Well I am honest to a fault so I tell it like it is. I am a horrible administrator, I hate paper work. I am horrible at filling out paper work, and even worse at writing reports. If I had known that so much of my job entailed this I probably would have never agreed to it. I was led to believe that there was an admin assistant that handled most of the paperwork.

So a few hours after my “interview” I am “Invited” back to the top dogs office. I’m thinking; ok Nick, You gave it a good run… I wonder if dairy queen is still hiring.

But Instead I get a good old dick sucking session that went something like this:

“Nick! Good evening. I’ve been waiting for you.”
“Oh, sorry sir, I was just told that you want to see me… I should really see about getting a new Office assistant.” Hah hah {nervous laugh by me}
“Tell me about it, I have been through 2 this year alone {what an asshole}. Look Nick I’m short on time so I just wanted to tell you personally that we want you to continue to be our lead tech here at Pump 4. Some had concerns about your lack of interest on the paper side of the house, but all agree that you are one of the finest mechanical problem solvers we have ever seen.” At this point he goes on for a good 20 mins about all the near misses we have had and how he was really really REALLY appreciative of my quick thinking, and overall ability to correct issues before they became serious. Meanwhile I just kind of sit there nodding, adding in the occasional uh huh.

He didn’t say this but I know this is because in this business a mistake is a job… more often then not many jobs. Itty bitty heads rolling down the Brooks Range. None the less, a huge sigh of relief for nick. I love ice cream but I don’t want to serve it.

Do you smell a sock puppet?



I don't know why, but over the last week or so I have had a sock puppet fetish... I am beginning to think it is rather unhealthy...

Or a pillow case and a dryer :D

The shot in the nut thing... yeah, that is why I would have to be put under. I don't like needles... and I hate them, and whoever is holding them when they are aimed at my man bags.

Nothing wrong with pointing out the possible misfortunes... Like What if RA has a shady black market doctor and doesn't know it. Imagine that waking up finding not only an empty fleshy patch (where your testies used to be) but also blood seeping incisions where your kidneys used to be.

Thank you Varmint,

I would like to add that if we have solid intelligence I would be in favor of a strike into Pakistan, even commit some ground forces to it. The Pakistani government is in no passion to deal with these things effectively. Give them the warning ‘hey this is what were are about to do in oh… 5 min” Jump in Jump out.