Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

I thought you said seedy... But I have since corrected this.

Oh they would need to knock me out of give up some zanax or something, But I still would like to do it.

Well Donna, you have a point. But still year after year, one would think they would be able to find a sympathetic doc by now. It just ruffles my feathers that’s all, they will hand out oxycotten (sp?) like candy getting people hooked on that street legal heroin, but I can't be responsible and prevent a bad thing from happening. (Me having children)

Aside from abstinence but lets be real, who is going to pass up sex right! I salute your Uncle.

Ahhh Homer, A philosopher to the wise.

You’re a man; we have no rights in the reproductive department. We are expected to surrender our DNA, and then the lawn to children toys. Our only option is if we want to participate or not. If you choose the no participation route I hear Alfonso has a sock puppet named Rosy. Apparently she is pretty tore up. Tore up from the floor up. But you know she puts out so it’s all good.

I don't know if it is legal, but I have been to many a doctor and the answer is always the same.

But they won’t "tie" my wife’s "tubes" either so...

I would decidedly NOT make a good parent. I have no patients for children. Kids are great… kids are great way over there:: pointing way off into the distance :: If I were to have kids they wouldn’t see outside of a closet or basement until they were 18. At that time they are out on their own. That’s no life to live. So I am responsible and decided not to have kids. It would be great if the Elitist medical staff would get off their high horse and help me out…

Be lucky they are letting you get snipped. I have tried many times to get the bean bag sniped but they just wont do it. {Under 35 with no children} When did it become the doctor’s job to tell people they will be good parents or not?

I tried to explain that I would make a terrible parent, and so would my wife. Maybe I should print off a few threads from goodreads that properly displays my personality. I'm sure he/she would snip me right then and there... Wait back up; I don't want a woman doing it. There is just something about a woman that cuts balls off for a living that doesn't jive right with me.

I have been called dick plenty, feel free.

:D You would probably do more damage with a king salmon.


MontyBodasouse

Montyfullpantie

Montyhatehonky

see it isn't easy replacing pure genus.

Group hug!





::Cops a feel when the ladies are not expecting a thing:: BAM! Sexist pig wins again!

I don't need any pumping up. I'm always flying high. kinda...


::runs to corner and commences to cry ::

Sorry it irritated you Jackie; really there is no sexual context when I use it. Also I really am not a sexist guy at all. I am pretty old fashion though. Sometimes that gets me the sexist lable.

I don't sound sexist! Do I?

The whole MontyBimbo thing has nothing to do with sex, being sexy, or being sexist. It is simply easy to fling out there.

Besides Monty doesn’t need me to pump up her ego, She knows she is the cats meow. Just ask NB.

See that is exactly what I am talking about... Does that sound like a moderator of hate? An Empress of demise? I didn't think so either, plus MontyBimbo hates me so you know, there is something messed up with that.

Nope she was canned. Found to be unable to perform the tasks at hand.

It's not that she was doing a terrible job just that she refused to try. Too nice, equals not good moderator of hate. Then she started picking on me. That was the last straw so Mumbles gave her the chop.

Whats up Gaylord!

Oh wait sorry I thought you were a Ben Stiller sock puppet :D

A cold chill just ran up my spine. Don't ever say that Charissa, please.

here take some of ours.

::Packs a snowball :: Where do you want it?

Rods are sooooo real. Take it back KD...