Jaimey’s Comments (group member since Jun 18, 2009)

Jaimey’s comments from the Author Support Group group.

And thanx to JJ for creating the group. You should change your title to "Group Creator" :o)

Or maybe "Group Thinker-Upper"

Kgcummings wrote: "Bravo! Jaimey I just finished within the minute. Expect a fine reveiw soon. Will send to you prior to posting. Kathy"

Oh, I'm so nervous now...

Gina wrote: "I can confirm that there definitely is one. I should give away scratch-and-sniff cards with the book!"

I beg you, please don't! It's not a pleasant smell...

Gina wrote: "I wonder what he would make of the fact that I also use a rubber to remove unwanted pencil marks from paper."

Oh, my gosh! He's an artist. He uses a "kneadable rubber" eraser to lighten lines when he does pencil sketches.

Gina: My brother told me to let you know that you keep misspelling "color." (He laughed quite a bit at his own joke.)

And disco pants. That puts all sort of smelly images in my head. (Honestly, when I think of Grumpy Guppy man, there is a smell...)

Great article, Madison! Nice cover art, Sharon! How exciting for both of you!! :o)

Is puce old lady Guppy's favorite color?

LOL, seriously, LOL.

Next Q: Purple and orange, huh? Interesting. That leads to my next question. How do you feel about the color puce?

Jj wrote: "You guys are freakin' me out."

Thank you.

(Jaimey curtsies gracefully...then falls flat on her face.)

Impressive "connective" skills, Gina. Truly.

Next Q: When you go shopping for socks, do they have to be stripy or polka dotted or sparkly? Or do you sometimes buy plain hot pink?

So, bottom line, an author should just avoid leaving a review for his/her own book altogether?

OK, can I ask ya'll an opinion Q?

If you read a review written by the author of the book and all it was was an excerpt from the book, would you consider that a helpful review or not a helpful review?

Oh Gina. You keep trying to make this about your book and I refuse to cooperate. :oP

Next question: Do you like the taste of seaweed?

Hey all!

I did a recent blog post on helpful reviews. It's a little ranty but I think it brings up a valid point. Check it out: When to Mark a Review HELPFUL

Great answer, Gina! I always knew you were a rebel.

Next question: What is your opinion on real guppies? You know, the fish?

Welcome to the group, Author--that's a pretty awesome name--and Thomas--it's a cool name too. :o)

That's right. I said WHINE. I'm gonna whine now. You know the sound children make when they whine? You know, that high-pitched, droning, mosquito-ish sound? Imagine it...NOW!

That's all. Carry on.

Gina: What time is it?

Jaimey wrote: "...if you lie, stick as close to the truth as possible..."

Disclaimer: I am not in any way, shape, or form advocating the art act of lying.

Gina wrote: "Ha ha! I didn't... I swear it. Look at these innocent eyes of mine... would I lie to you? Hee hee!

If I had done, he'd be buried in the woods. No that I did. That mound of soil is due to moles."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!