mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

Please don't tell me you will be walking on water next...

Or are you going to smite the rock in the desert ?

OK you got me, time for someone else to dip there toe in the pond of jokes. I'm drowning here. Maybe a life preserver might help...

I was thinking of Tennessee, but didn't think it was far enough south to be considered the deep south. But what can I say I am from new England, now living in England.

If I were to do another lame tree joke you would cut me down to size, wouldn't you...

Would that be Georgia, or Alabama ? Or is it Old Miss

Groovy in the south ? where in the south are you?
So are you tell me I need to make like a log and split, over that last debacle...

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat.

An animal who is self important with an attitude and the tools and size to back them up.

I know I am barking mad and have hissed you off.

Groovy wrote: "HRHDogMatix [True] King of the month wrote: "The other day, I opened my front door to a group of smartly dressed people, they had an array of pamphlets, the one who appeared to be the leader step..."

It wasn't a sneeze on the eye joke but it does make the eyes water.

You may be right Orinoco, Some European men can be funny in that way. about 20 years ago, I had someone knock on my door when I answered it they sais Oh are your parents home ? Without batting an eyelid I said I don't know let me call them in the states and find out. Then I closed the door in there face.

It wouldn't have been so bad, but the person asking was actually in there mid 20's and I was 35 at the time. Talking about taking the micky...

He has an eye, for an eye, and kept his eye on the target.

Hmmm it seems fishy that they called when he was working and now they aren't. I don't know about radio 4, but me when I retire for the second time I am not planning to do anything, well except reading and pottering around in my garden.

I have two systems in place which has cut out 98 percent of the harassing calls I use to get. I called my phone provider and told them I was getting harassing calls and they did the rest for me. Unfortunately it doesn't cut out all the calls from overseas.

But for those, blank off seems to be very effective and does have a tendency to offend...

How does a baker meet a challenge ?

He rises to the occasion

Ori, I have to agree with you on the phone hates. The one you missed was the telemarketer when they say "Hi, I am john I am not selling anything" My answer is normally something along the lines of well that's god because I'm not buying, or why did you call me then.

I did get one who kept calling every 15 min, the third time I told him to blank off and don't ever blanking call this number again, do you blanking understand. He threatened to report me to the police for being abusive. I said go ahead as a matter of fact I will call the police and let them know you are cold calling which is illegal. Then I slammed the phone down. I never did get a call back from him or the police go figure.

I'm sure it will, otherwise it will ruin a good series.

No actually I meant the alien. Yes Ripley's character is a prominent character role, but the Alien is oh so much better not so much that it is evil, but that it is doing what nature intends it to do. Pro create, the natural drive of all creatures.

I don't think it would be very good if he wasn't I have seen all of them so far. I like the alien, he is, or should I say she is my favorite character.

What is it called, zimmer frame when aliens attack. She must be what about 100 year old.

I thought it was DCO Don't Cry Out...

I guess the devil is in the details.

a newly married couple are getting ready for bed when the husband said I want to play a new game called fire engine. OK the wife said.

I want you to go in the bathroom and get undressed, when I say ding I want you to throw open the door. When I say ding, ding I want you to run to the bed and jump on. When I say ding, ding, ding I want you to jump on and ride to town.

While his wife is getting ready in the bathroom, he gets undressed. with anticipation he lays on the bed and shouts ding. she throws open the door, with a big grin on his face and rubbing his hands together he says ding ding. she runs to the bed and jumps on. he shouts ding ding ding. She jumps on and starts riding to town after a few minuets she shouts out ding ding ding ding.

What do you mean ding ding ding ding, gasping she shouts out more hose more hose...