
I used to touch screen once but it kept leaving smeary finger prints in my field of vision and couldn't drive

No problem I just use my digitals to dial the number

OK her is one for you
What happens when you I-pad gets crushed?
You get apple crumble
What do you get when you I-phone melts?
You get apple juice
What happens when you drop you I-phone in a blender?
You get Apple sacue

Schuberter order an extra large for me I am feeling as hungry as a valkerie

but right now it is just a duet we need at least a quartet

then we can all be reading off the same sheet

Oh that was a bit off key, might want to get your tuning for out

When the Moon first came up it did look really huge, but I didn't stay up to see if it turned red this poor old man needs his sleep.

Hmm sounds like politicians and engineers the world around.
Poor Andrew opened up a can of worms
He should have forwarded the messages to the wives, that would be a good laugh...

I feel like the cat who got the cream

No I think this is something we can get our claws into.

No thanks I'm feeling a bit Catty today

He also played himself in the movie American Graffiti

I thought it was Tinkerbell you clapped for

What do you say when you find the werewolf ?
RUN

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cockatiel ?
Dinner talk