mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

How do you confuse a werewolf and stop him from attacking?

Throw a stick and say fetch

Groovy, my memories are the only thing I have left, most are good and all of them bring me to tears, sometimes tears of laughter but mostly of the other.

A man goes to the doctor with serious pain in his groin, The doctor tells him he is to big and will need to under go a reduction for his own safety. A month after his operation he goes into the department store for some new under wear, he can't find his size so he asks the sales associate if they had his size available.

The associate asked what size are you looking for, size 34. Really I would have sworn you were a size 36. With a size 34 you would get a lot of serious groin pain...

Groovy, I wasn't being satirical, I was being honest certain memories do that for me...

Let me guess MEN...

What makes a man cry ? A kick in the N*$

Normally administered by a woman

Too many memories, she says with glistening eyes and a single tear gently rolling down her cheek.

Yes we did watch Hee Haw, and Ori if you thought it was bad being in Iowa I was in Massachusetts and no I didn't think much of country music at the time. and still don't as it goes. If I want to get depressed about a wife leaving and kids all over the place I will just go to work and listen to all the complaining there.

But Hee Haw did make me smile I particularly remember Mini Pearl and her hats with the tags.

My English grammar isn't that good so I would do it the simple way. What irks me is not so much a word or phrase, but a symptom of modern times. Why do people have to make thinks more complicated. There is an old military acronym KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid. Maybe it is to simple for some people and feel they have to make it more complicated to show how intelligent they are...

I don't know I know several Irishman who swear blind all pubs serve food. But to most Irishman Guinness is food...

I'm feeling a bit lite headed, bust be the fumes from the liquor you are making with the cracked corn, it must be white lighting...

He had to get some recognition even if he did it his self. But here is the real question why crack corn and what do you do with it after it's cracked.

Or is the song saying he's cracked on corn...

Oh I hate four letter words as well there is one in particular that gets my goat. It begins with W ends in K and has OR in the middle. I swear people keep yelling it at me... On a serious not being sexist, but nothing is more disturbing then hearing the young women flouncing about and saying f this and f that and I will f him up. In making that statement I guess I am.

Oh yes, lets put Catnis on the case, she will get to the end of it.

Leave the poor cats alone or they will claw you out

No I'm the dumb one around here

They say two left feet, because left handed people are suppose to be wrong handed, In accordance with many religions it is the hand of the devil.

So one I am evil because I am left handed I am uncoordinated for the same reason, I am batting 100 percent...

Out of whack is a perception, what is out of whack for you may not be for me. So the only way to put to put it back into whack is to change your perception.

Kitty corner because most people who have cats and litter boxes put them in the corner, hence kitty corner. why not diagonally across because not all corners are diagonal, for example a pentagon or a triangle.

If I put my hand on my heart I would prove my self a liar HANDYman I thought they meant CANDYman that's where I have been going wrong.

I don't know how to dance I have two left feet...

It wasn't me honest I didn't do it I try to keep my hands to my self

One word that gets me is pal, especially when you meet someone for the first time and they say " Hi pal how's it going" my response is normally something along these lines. "I am not your pal I don't know you and to be honest I don't want to."