mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

No she is going to meet I gore or be gore...

Oh watch out there is a STRIPer here somewhere

If he is causing a rumpus then I suggest you ground him in a round room, so he will be ground round...

that is a T-bone you will have to take up with the lion remember he likes his blue, steak that is...

An aunt by any other name is still a steak to the lion...

I went to a zoo once got my luggage taken, Why take luggage to a zoo you ask,

I landed in Zoo York, and never again will I visit the animals there...

I got you beat I am going to the enterprise and I am going to order from the food replicator a chocolate ice cream, I believe that meets all the above requirements Fast instant frozen and CHOCOLATE.

Fast, it runs away from you, Frozen the mammoth frozen in the tundra, instant you think about it and it pops into your stomach and you are full, and Chocolate in the raw form you have to roast the been grind to a fine powder add milk water and sugar and cool it until you have a chocolate bar.

That's why I said don't mind the mind because I am out of my mind, so if you don't mind when you find my mind send it back and I will be in my right mind.

Hey don't point the finger of blame at me I only had a finger of fudge and it was a treat.

I have no mind so don't mind the muscle ok I have no muscle so don't mind the mind.

No he was all scrambled up and confused never did regain his full conative sense of his self. He keeps boiling over with anger and is hard to convince of anything other then what he sees.

No I scrambled his wits until he fell on the ground laughing so hard but I had to run away as the kings horses and men were after me...

Until the last harvest, I know I am out of my gourd...

We musk not get carried away

marriage.

If it isn't broke don't fix it if it's broke get ready to pay and pay and pay and pay.

Yes the study did say married people live longer, but single people are happier and have less debt. Maybe married people live longer to pay off the debt the single people don't have...

Here is one my wife heard today on facebook.

A wife decided to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. The door man said hi Jim how are you doing, His wife gave him a look, he's on my football team. they go inside, and the barman says the usual Jim? Before you say anything he's on my darts team. The waitress comes over and say anything from the menu Jim ? His wife grabs his arm and drags him out, Climbing in the Taxi the driver said you picked up an ugly one this time Jim.

Jim's funeral is next week.

Hey if it works it works, and that was definitely a good way to get the attention he needed at the time.