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Keep it up and we will have to dispanda this thread

Oh I have been bamboozled Do panda cars run on bamboo ?

I flipped a switch once, it was a very shocking experience...

same thing in my case it is signage that I'm getting old

sign + age = signage I guess it is a sign of old age...

What did the candle say the lighter ? you want to light my fire...

Bad News Groovy, due to the economic down turn the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, now we are all left in the dark...

Nope didn't google it LOL it's a very old joke and I am very old.

isn't it you turn me on ?

How many Air Force personnel does it take to change a light bulb ?

15
1 to submit the work order 1 to evaluate the priority 1 to submit the supply request 1 to authorize the supply request 1 to fill the supply request 1 to distribute the requested light bulb 1 to sign for the light bulb 3 airman to fit the light bulb 1 Staff Sargent to supervise the fitting of the light bulb 1 Master Sargent to follow through and do a quality control check 1 to complete the work order paper work 1 to file the paperwork 1 to contact the requesting official.

Oh that was a dead give away, it should have been in for a penny in for a pun

Try cocoa butter then it not only relieves the pain but smells good to... Sarcasm is a good thing to a certain extent, but get involved it is more fun that way. We don't bite well not to often any way and another person in the mix will liven things up who know's you might actually like it LOL, if not the you can silently laugh at us fools who do. Either way we got your attention and hopefully participation.

Oh please must we go down this road again ?????

Worst line from a documentary " This island is home to the web foot Boobie, and there is a lovely pair of boobies with a fluffy chick in the tree."

as said by Stephen Fry

I salt we were done with this line...

Artsolameelian The biggest joke is you are actually hanging around to read these messages. If as your name states it so lame then why do you bother. The art of comedy is an all in how you interpret what is being said. Can you do better in a flowing joke where the subject and approach are as different as the people writing them ? We don't write to inspire we write to please our selves and to occasionally have a really good laugh, even at our own expense.

Oh lets see, I have seen the Hills have eyes and the last house on the left the people under the stairs three of the Nightmare on elm street. For me though it would have to be the Serpent and the Rainbow.

Is it time to mock the mockers ?

If I dare, I have seen it many times, I am a fan of horror both in writing and in film...

No one was better then Wes Craven at making slice and dice them horror films. Going to miss his films.

Isotope you don't go on like this to long or you will waste my half life