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Jun 25, 2016 04:07PM

114553 Isn't it Ironic, those using incorrect words know better but are to lazy to use them correctly.
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Jun 19, 2016 02:37PM

114553 Vine is a beautiful drink, I have vine vith my dinner I only have a bottle or two or three or four...
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Jun 17, 2016 04:25PM

114553 Was her other half Tarzan ? I bet the were a couple of swingers
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Jun 16, 2016 01:52PM

114553 I lost my Marbles years ago and I don't like goose
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Jun 15, 2016 03:07PM

114553 I feel something looming up on me and I am feeling all knotted up is it a half hitch or a slip knot...
Jun 15, 2016 03:04PM

114553 I've known about the KISS theory for in excess of 30 years and it has been around longer then that.
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Jun 14, 2016 03:07PM

114553 Here is one I saw on a little plaque, "I am not having a hot flash I am having a mini Caribbean break." I liked it so much I got it for my sister-in-law, she now has it hanging in her kitchen.
Jun 14, 2016 02:58PM

114553 In the Military we always said KISS was Keep it simple stupid. I often used it when I was instructing people, the smarter they are the dumber they act. I had one officer claim his IQ was verging on 140, I told him he might be a genius but as someone with a IQ measured less then 80 (according to the school that is) I was smarter then he was. I know when to listen and shut up when someone was giving instructions on something I wasn't an expert on. Needless to say he wasn't to happy with that statement.
Jun 13, 2016 03:31PM

114553 LOL I couldn't do high falutin if I tried, and trust me I have tried.
Jun 13, 2016 03:27PM

114553 Sounds like a long flight with a sudden stop to me, in either case it would ruin your day.
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Jun 13, 2016 03:25PM

114553 I flashed once, ended up nearly blind, stupid camera...
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Jun 10, 2016 02:49PM

114553 Yes if you collar us you will have to cuff us with zip tie's Tote us off to the slammer and keep us buttoned up. Sounds like to much gathering of the sheer volumes of material.. If you let us go we will go bobbin along on a zig zag to another hemisphere.
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Jun 07, 2016 01:56PM

114553 I think I am getting a bit worn, thread bare on the subject or are we just stringing each other along. If this keeps up I will end up feeling like a little rug ged
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Jun 03, 2016 03:52PM

114553 so are we sewing now?
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Jun 03, 2016 03:16PM

114553 Ah nuts did I miss a subject change or have I just screwed up...
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Jun 02, 2016 03:33PM

114553 It just a tidal wave of jesting here. so splish splash jump in the bath. Rub a dub dub do a lap in the tub.

Remember it never rains but it pours so take a brolly with you or we will be wetting your head.
114553 It all stems from politics. If you say your English you are told you are being non conformist. Welsh Irish (Northern Ireland) and Scottish people are there nationality first and British second, but if your English you have to be British first. In the states you are American first region second and state third.

For example I am American from the East coast or as a southerner say northerner, and someone from Massachusetts last of all.

Are we confused yet I know I am LOL but I was born that way.
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Jun 01, 2016 03:56PM

114553 If you want a big splash I can give you a tidal wave it will suit several people the wave a splash. If that isn't suitable I will flood you with request for rivers of information and water ever you do don't fall or you will get inundated and swept away.
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May 27, 2016 01:55PM

114553 I am not making excuses it is high tide we had a new subject and water it be.
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May 27, 2016 01:48PM

114553 Shell we skip to another subject then? I want to rain on your parade so I re-directed the parade route to go under Niagara falls... This should cool your jets