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Isn't it Ironic, those using incorrect words know better but are to lazy to use them correctly.

Vine is a beautiful drink, I have vine vith my dinner I only have a bottle or two or three or four...

Was her other half Tarzan ? I bet the were a couple of swingers

I lost my Marbles years ago and I don't like goose

I feel something looming up on me and I am feeling all knotted up is it a half hitch or a slip knot...

I've known about the KISS theory for in excess of 30 years and it has been around longer then that.

Here is one I saw on a little plaque, "I am not having a hot flash I am having a mini Caribbean break." I liked it so much I got it for my sister-in-law, she now has it hanging in her kitchen.

In the Military we always said KISS was Keep it simple stupid. I often used it when I was instructing people, the smarter they are the dumber they act. I had one officer claim his IQ was verging on 140, I told him he might be a genius but as someone with a IQ measured less then 80 (according to the school that is) I was smarter then he was. I know when to listen and shut up when someone was giving instructions on something I wasn't an expert on. Needless to say he wasn't to happy with that statement.

LOL I couldn't do high falutin if I tried, and trust me I have tried.

Sounds like a long flight with a sudden stop to me, in either case it would ruin your day.

I flashed once, ended up nearly blind, stupid camera...

Yes if you collar us you will have to cuff us with zip tie's Tote us off to the slammer and keep us buttoned up. Sounds like to much gathering of the sheer volumes of material.. If you let us go we will go bobbin along on a zig zag to another hemisphere.

I think I am getting a bit worn, thread bare on the subject or are we just stringing each other along. If this keeps up I will end up feeling like a little rug ged

so are we sewing now?

Ah nuts did I miss a subject change or have I just screwed up...

It just a tidal wave of jesting here. so splish splash jump in the bath. Rub a dub dub do a lap in the tub.
Remember it never rains but it pours so take a brolly with you or we will be wetting your head.

It all stems from politics. If you say your English you are told you are being non conformist. Welsh Irish (Northern Ireland) and Scottish people are there nationality first and British second, but if your English you have to be British first. In the states you are American first region second and state third.
For example I am American from the East coast or as a southerner say northerner, and someone from Massachusetts last of all.
Are we confused yet I know I am LOL but I was born that way.

If you want a big splash I can give you a tidal wave it will suit several people the wave a splash. If that isn't suitable I will flood you with request for rivers of information and water ever you do don't fall or you will get inundated and swept away.

I am not making excuses it is high tide we had a new subject and water it be.

Shell we skip to another subject then? I want to rain on your parade so I re-directed the parade route to go under Niagara falls... This should cool your jets