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Aug 24, 2016 02:44PM

114553 oooh howl, like in the howling a wonderful werewolf movie, OK not so wonderful, but it was a good a very good B movie.
Aug 24, 2016 02:42PM

114553 No a book can't as it stands a book has a binding which is a form of hinge.
Aug 23, 2016 02:40PM

114553 Mine has to be from a book, but not just any book. "a box with out hinges key or lid yet golden treasure inside is hid".
Aug 22, 2016 03:06PM

114553 I'm glad you asked as I was to embarrassed to ask and to lazy to look it up.
Aug 19, 2016 02:02PM

114553 The answer to today's favourite phrase "hell yes and keep them coming."
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Aug 19, 2016 01:59PM

114553 Mrbooks: The chicken was to chicken to cross the road.

the Captain slog was him trying to get the script with out laughing
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Aug 18, 2016 04:05PM

114553 The way these jokes are hatching we will soon be over run
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Aug 17, 2016 03:02PM

114553 Just remember Groovy birds of a feather flock together, and you can tell me to flock off all you like as I am an old buzzard.
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Aug 16, 2016 03:44PM

114553 Our jokes are fluid and ever evolving what they are evolving into I'm not so clear on but don't duck out now or we will get fowled up.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:53PM

114553 I see the birds of pry are out I'm buzzerding off.
Aug 11, 2016 03:23PM

114553 It was better to see the view at night otherwise you would never have paid attention to the view in front for fear of the drop behind.
Aug 10, 2016 03:22PM

114553 Maybe they did and got confused with what they read and what the saw. To be honest I don't think I have ever seen stairs like those at Tintagel.
Aug 09, 2016 02:49PM

114553 Oh so cynical groovy.
Aug 08, 2016 02:47PM

114553 There is one I saw when I was in Cornwall and visiting Tintagel. "Tintagel ruins and the Path to heaven" I saw the ruins and yes if your not careful you will end up in heaven. I don't see how they did it way back when in full armor, it nearly killed me going up all those stairs in just my cloths. And they never had any railings to hold on to. I wonder how many actually found the path to heaven.
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Aug 08, 2016 02:42PM

114553 He was terrified of getting stuffed
Aug 08, 2016 02:40PM

114553 Ori, you are lucky someone tattooed it on mine when I wasn't looking and it will never go away.

I hear you though I do hate it when they say they will call and never do. Just a simple thing to call and say hi I don't need your help anymore but I appreciate your willingness to help.
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Jul 29, 2016 01:53PM

114553 Oh are we talking Turkey now? What do you call a Turkey that escapes thanksgiving ? Christmas dinner.
Jul 28, 2016 03:00PM

114553 I like sharing with others, be it words or deeds. When a friend has a need I try to help when a child is hungry I will try to feed it. Where there is pain I try to heal it where there grief I try to relieve it. Where there is want I try to fill it and where there is hate I will always fight it.
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Jul 27, 2016 04:13PM

114553 Then you have the sane man who is crazy or is it the crazy man who is sane. I went to the hospital to be committed I told them I was crazy. I was informed that if I knew I was crazy then I was sane enough not to be committed, I told them I was sane, they told my I was so crazy they couldn't commit me as I would upset the not so crazy people there.
Jul 27, 2016 04:07PM

114553 I write but have not published any, unless you count the hospice pamphlet I have put several poems in.

The wind blows through me around me embracing me it teases me excites me and hold me. It rattles my bones and shivers my skin shakes my hair. In winter it freezes me in spring it caresses me with it's warmth. In the summer it bakes me in the autumn it dries my out and makes my hair fall.