mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

No it's a weave, a magic weave

It just for the shear delight of having a laugh

By the sounds of it maybe he had reasons to selective hear.

No matter who is elected there will be a bad hair day.

And that's about all it is good for, except getting me on base when ever I want. But I had enough of that when I was in the military. Funny thing is I still work on base and I use my retiree's ID to get in instead of the Privilege ID they issue now. No I'm not a double dipper I work for AAFES which stands for Army Air Force Exchange Service. Basically it is a store that is linked to the military but not part of the military.

I'm a braid I made a mistake then. This needs a little teasing to give it some body.

No Groovy it not humility it is called being brought up with manners. I don't believe in taking advantage of anyone or any situation. OK I do take advantage of my retiree's ID it get's me into most attractions either free or at a greatly reduced price.

Oh beehive it's not that bad...

Jane wrote: "Groovy wrote: "Jane, are you British? I heard the term for tea, that in Britain it can mean to eat."

Yup. I'm guilty of being a Brit. And because I'm quite old I'm using the term tea to mean the m..."

Yes we have Tea all the time normally around five in the afternoon.

In the Commissary on base they have a sign that says military in uniform have priority between 1200 and 1400hrs. I have seen military members push there way to the front just to get through a little quicker. I was once asked to make my way to the front and I refused. I have no qualms in waiting my turn. A Airman behind me just pushed his way through insisting on getting through as quick as possible. I shouted out Airman where are you going, he looked back and said I have priority. I looked at my sleeve and his and said over me? If I can wait in line as an NCO then surly you as an airman can wait as well.

It's a hair raising series of jokes we have going so please don't part us down the middle it just leaves us bang-ing against the wall

Ah you see it is a problem but not to them. Remember if you don't make it there problem then you are never going to be taken seriously.

but it's magic, hair today bald tomorrow

The same goes with Harry Potter movies. The school healer can heal anything but in several of the movies you see them with injuries in bandages. and I think Harry actually had stiches in the goblet of fire.

When is a man not a man?

When he is a child

Oh that's wrong my wife says I'm childish

Jane wrote: "How many health and safety network officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change a lightbulb? That's far too dangerous..."

First they would have to write up a risk assessment, but they have to do a risk assessment on the possibility of a paper cut to determine if it is safe to write a risk assessment on changing a light bulb.

I can do a three egg omelet with ham cheese onions and peppers, with a side of bacon hash browns and toast plus plenty of coffee. Mind you I wouldn't be able to eat anything for at least three days afterword's.

I think it is drunk Elephant jokes.

Where does an Elephant hide it's booze?

In it's trunk

Try this

You are a nice guy but I'm not ready (move on you dozy berk)

I don't know why the call it slow gin, it pours as fast as regular gin