mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

Oh so some where I would go because I'm not in my right mind or my left mind for that matter. William Shakespeare "to be or not to be that is the question" The answer I have come up with is, drunk.

"Who's woods these are I do not know" If you don't know them you are trespassing.

Ok from the mans perspective from what the woman says.

Don't be silly (you can't help being thick)
I'm out with the girls (your a waste of space and I'm going out)
What would you like for dinner (cook it your self)
It's not the right time (I don't care how much time you waste I don't want you)
You are my first (you are my first since the last one)

Oh there is so much I could do with that statement but it is impossible to keep clean LOL.

I'm confused (I don't know why I'm with you)

I thought James Bond was named after the Brook Bond monkey...

Roast leg of diplodocus Scrambled egg of triceratops with a side of T-Rex bacon no doesn't sound to appetizing LOL

If they complain about books from the 70's 80's and 90's as being dated, I wonder what they think about Mary Shelly's Frankenstein then? Or Homer's Iliad or the 10,000.

but the road wasn't created yet either. What came first the Dinosaur or the egg?

Does it really matter

Yes it was a typo and the computer isn't smart enough to read my mind and tell me I got the wrong spelling. I'm not worried about it as I have often said I am rubbish at spelling. Thank you Ori for sticking up for me.

OK so I got it wrong again as is normal for me LOL.

As I remember in the south the term Ma'am is slang for a street walker or prostitute isn't it? Or did I get it wrong again.

It sounds like you Polish friend taught a lesson and used quite a bit of wit in embarrassing the two Cretans. Good on him.

I think I had a version of tri-lo-bite when I was a kid, Lite-bright are they related. It is a low fat version isn't it?

Are you sure those are banana's.

What do you call a dinosaur who is watching a meteorite fall to earth?

Extinct

Yes Jane, I made that statement yesterday and they rightly called me out on it. It was to colorful

Winston Churchill who famously said to a woman who called him fat My dear I may be fat but you are Ugly I can loose weight but you will always be Ugly.

The statement I always heard when I was growing up is "If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all."

what do you say to a dinosaur that is looking you in the eye?

Sir

or in the politically correct way Sir/Mam

Yes sorry, typical American being vulgar. Taking the Mickey is a much better way to say the same thing.

There was a comedian who summed up peoples stupid statements.

Example he is using a coat hanger to try to unlock his car because he locked his keys in the car. "Oh did you lock your keys in the car? No it was wet and I'm trying to dry it. Here is your sign.

I don't know arrogant people have there uses. I particularly enjoy taking the Piss out of them , "a good old English statement" I have learned to enjoy with tremendous pleasure embarrassing them.