mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "This is not really a hate, but an oddity. My mother used to preface so many responses to something someone else said with: "Well, there's this much about it" and then whatever she wanted to say. It..."

No Ori we are not odd, we are a bit crazy as we are very critical of these normal everyday foibles. We love to share them with each other that isn't odd. What is odd is people like me who egg people on to make silly or stupid statements that we can criticize.

Groovy wrote: "LOL!!!!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyouthinkysaurus? Who got that?"

Oh that is sooooo old, I heard that in Jurassic Park and I don't mean the movie...

LOL don't apologies, we are all with you on that. It is funny how they think they know more about you then you do and insist on telling you and everyone around how much they don't know

The nice thing about cat's is they only come when they are hungry they don't make excessive noise and they bury there business so you don't have to pick it up.

Also known as the red headed nosy beak

Just heard this one and I like it.

A man asked the man next to him What is more complicated then a woman? Rubic's cube ? No they are solvable.

I was listening to someone complain today about how they are being used at work. I quipped in with "you don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot do you" They didn't get it. I didn't heave the heart to tell them and embarrass them further.

Here is one that get's me going and I made the mistake of using it again.

"a Little bird told me" Since when do birds talk unless it is a parrot.

T4bsF (Call me Flo) wrote: "Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Yup. As I commented way back at the beginning of this thread, it's like certain English people who say something devastating and then when you react, chirp..."

yes it is a multi lingual failing

haze anatomy left me a bit misted

Jane wrote: "Groovy wrote: "I think weevils wobble but they don't fall down:)"

Weevils are very small men of bad character"
Weevils are very small men who bug people weasels are very small men with no morals.

Yes Dr. Seuss, someone who could cut right to the point and make you laugh while he is doing it. I have to admit my favorite Dr. Seuss was "green eggs and Ham"

I'm not one to gossip

Well if you start out with that you obviously are.

Just remember man kind is the root of all evil, or was that weevil.

Sorry my friends I can't do quote for quote, my brain is frazzled right now, over work is the fault that and I'm not as smart and intelligent as you all seem to be. If you want a quote from harry potter or the Lord of the rings I can accommodate. Lord of the wrings I have done so here is a quote from harry potter one that tickles my ribs every time I see it. "Why worry about you know who when you should be worried about you know Poo".

the constricted game was played to scale

very true

Oh don't get me started on the lisping, There was a comedian who came out with the following with a heavy lisp and an effeminate tone. "One thing you need to be careful of in these mountains it is the hissing pink snake and be really careful as it likes to spit" It was so cringe worthy I nearly wet my self laughing.

Just remember one mans trash is another mans treasure

It was a B movie but a good B movie, I saw the sequel and you are right it scored so low, the they don't have a letter in the alphabet for it.