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Babysitting
“
Here are the rules for five-star babysitting of the Craig’s
List high order:
1) Be firm, but willing to compromise; a half-hour of G.I Joe
or Pokemon after bedtime in exchange for a couple hours of peace
and quiet is more priceless than Van Gogh. Compromise. If you
give them something they want, they’ll end up tucked in before
the boyfriend sends you a sext message.
2) If compromise isn’t an option, go for Valium—or at least
Xanax. Most moms have it in the medicine cabinet. And if you mix
it wit
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After six long hours of driving and three rest stops, Tiger pulls up to a snow-topped, metal speaker box just outside the State Penitentiary's first gate in Walla Walla. As he rolls down his window and snow flies in his face, Joshua starts begging for a Happy Meal.
I turn around, snapping at him. "This ISN'T MCDONALDS and YOU AREN'T HUNGRY. NOW SHUT UP BRAT."
A loud scratchy masculine voice blasts out of the speaker. "CAN I HELP YOU?"
Tiger leans out the window, as he answers- We're here to visi
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― Uninhibited From Lust To Love
― Uninhibited From Lust To Love
