Anton Strout's Blog, page 98

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Tue, 13:01 : Given my behavior, I expect Santa to either pass my house over or drop an entire West Virginia town into my stocking... Tue, 18:13 : If you don't give books for Christmas, you're an illiterate HEATHEN! Happy Holidays, all! Tue, 19:02 : This explains a lot of the nonsensical creatures from the Monster Manual! http://t.co/DJn9rZYpq9 Tue, 19:13 : Will be braving the supermarket crowds in a bit... I don't want to break a candy cane off in someone's butt, but I will if I have to. Tue, 23:29 : Have killed three zombie Santa Clauses so far tonight... Stay sharp, people! #HoHoHomicide Wed, 03:38 : I wish we were together this snowy Christmas Eve so I could chase you through a hedge maze with an axe #AVisitFromSaintNicholson

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Mon, 14:17 : The fifth floor of Penguin is MINE, MINE I TELL YOU! MUAHAHAHA! *watches tumbleweed blow by* Mon, 14:31 : TALKIN' BOUT CHEST HAIRRR, TALKIN' BOUT CRAZY COOL MEDALLIONSS Mon, 18:16 : One of their rare tracks: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Xmas Time: http://t.co/tOVJOj6a4p Mon, 19:46 : I don't really listen for the jingle of Santa's sleigh bells. I listen for the whirring, groaning sound of the Doctor's TARDIS. #Whoville Mon, 21:26 : Off for a fun night of cleaning cat pee out of a baby's car seat, followed (apparently) by cat strangling... Tue, 02:59 : Just ate dinner, just settling down to write... I need a caffeine drip IV bag.

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Mon, 00:47 : Home again, home again, jiggity THUD! #Zzz

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Sun, 02:51 : I find visiting and relaxing in the Berkshires EXHAUSTING!!! #RockabyeSweetBabyAnton

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Fri, 18:24 : Think I'll leave the machine behind as I head off to the Berserkshires.. that primal scream that rocks the East Coast will be mine Fri, 20:21 : Stay safe this holiday season... gargoyle attacks are on the rise! Fri, 21:58 : Berserkshires bound in 3,2,1! #Masshole4lyfe

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Thu, 19:29 : I solemnly swear I am up to no good #Chr-yptic Fri, 03:33 : Can't focus to write tonight.. going to plan Berkshires packing & dreaming of one day writing/seeing my work on TV and film #notunrealistic

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Wed, 13:46 : Trying to fit 63 hours into an 8 hour workday.. andddd GO! Thu, 02:19 : Man, I sure hope Paul Rudd can pull off the psychotic woman beating of Hank Pym as Ant Man!

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Tue, 13:56 : Eff you, Tuesday.. or as I like to call you, Second Monday! Tue, 14:11 : I like reading "Ten Things About.. " articles, but people, do not count any of them as actual "news" or, you know, "facts"... Tue, 14:13 : Since 'we're getting to hear James Earl Jones say amazingly funny phrases lately, I'm dying to hear him say "Fatty Boombalatty" Wed, 00:50 : Whose got two thumbs & is working three jobs tonight? THIS writer/sales account manager/daddy! Wed, 03:26 : I hope in my next regeneration I have better hair

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Mon, 14:16 : My Santa isn't white. He's kinda like the Horse of a Different Color from The Wizard of Oz. #moodSanta...? Mon, 14:41 : When I hear of companies making record profits & it doesn't trickle down to the employees... well, I love those companies a little less Tue, 03:09 : I have said nothing interesting today. Including this. Tue, 03:43 : How I feel: “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” JRRT

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Mon, 01:25 : Only 3 people are allowed to say Totes McGotes: James Earl Jones, Malcolm MacDowell, and Paul Rudd.