Anton Strout's Blog, page 100

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Wed, 13:37 : 1. Buy something from Amazon that ships from California. 2. Await Drone delivery. 3. Stuff self in item return box for cheap airfare. Wed, 15:40 : You know you're awesome, people, right? Well, you effing well are! No special reason.. just grateful to know you all. Is it dusty in here? Wed, 16:52 : Just heard of another author's sandbox anthology I would love to have played in & only wept a little that I won't be in it #likeihavetime Wed, 18:49 : I adore/loathe the idea of a girl-friendly Nerf crossbow Wed, 22:18 : Tis the season and all, but on a serious note let's all try to keep the Ristma in Christmas, okay? Thu, 04:42 : Drank with old friends and new tonight... Felt downright festive & wound up with Parasite by @miragrant

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Tue, 14:53 : Why do I not already own the MST3K 25th Anniversary Boxed set yet?! Tue, 15:26 : If rampant insecurity were a productive tool for writing, the printed manuscript pages of my day's work would stack to the moon Tue, 16:22 : Maybe if someone makes an offer on my YA Steampunk Dickensian Iron Man series, I'll be motivated to finish book one #reverseengineering Tue, 17:58 : The term cyber-Monday makes me feel like I should be up to no good #sanspants Tue, 19:41 : Watching authors gripe about the success of other authors feels somewhat cannibalistic at best and painfully petty at its worst Tue, 20:03 : Over at the amazing @swordandlaser podcast learn how inimitably awesome author @MykeCole will kick your ass for free! http://t.co/PYHqzIroAT Tue, 21:09 : Typo of the day: My eyes slid shit. #ScataOptimalogical Wed, 01:57 : Eff off, word.. it's writin' time!

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Tue, 03:33 : Time to put day job projects aside & get back to writing book three in The Spellmason Chronicles... sleep is for the weak! #killmenow?

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Mon, 03:02 : Happy endings are the best! #TheWalkingDead #nopoilers

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Sun, 01:23 : A fine evening of Lego Marvel Superheroes in T Minus eight minutes

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Fri, 15:12 : Happy Stampede-athon Trample Friday, everyone! Fri, 18:00 : I know I'm partial, but in your Black Friday buying frenzy I think The Spellmason Chronicles & Simon Canderous books are perfect UF gifts

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Thu, 14:13 : Hooray, the balloons will be flying at the parade, wind be damned! Thu, 15:20 : Since we're giving thanks and all, thank you all for rocking so hard... You little nerdlings complete me! Fri, 00:45 : I am thankful for crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me & hearing the lamentation of their women #ConanTheBirdbarian Fri, 05:00 : Not only did we do Thanksgiving around the twins, we also managed to unpack our tree, decorate & clean after.. .who the hell AM I?!?

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Wed, 13:46 : Given 1/2 day attendance here at The Bird, I declare myself Emperor Penguin & will be racing up & down the hallways going, "Wenk! Wenk!" Wed, 14:44 : I'm going to have to convert friends to followers over on Facebook because my wall reads more and more like the National Enquirer Wed, 16:23 : I am thankful not just to those out there who read my books, but to ALL who read #ReaderThanks Wed, 16:28 : I'm on so much nasal decongestant right now I think Walter White & Jesse Pinkman might be cooking up in my sinuses Wed, 17:31 : Anyone foolish enough to get up unreasonably at 3am on Black Friday is not going to be swayed by your reasonable protests to not shop Wed, 19:53 : Why am I not drunk yet? Oh right... Not quite home yet... Gobble gobble bitchez! Thu, 04:44 : I need a data jack that downloads my books from my brain while I sleep... Honk STET!

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Tue, 13:34 : RT @ChuckWendig: What you damn well SHOULDN'T do with your newly-minted first #nanowrimo draft: http://t.co/bFgN2xUnLn #terribleminds Tue, 14:07 : Remember, kids: December 1st is Submit Your Fresh NaNoWriMo to the Big 5 Publisher's Day! Also, it's Skip It & Hit the Publish Button Day! Tue, 15:03 : It would not surprise me to wake up & find my First Cold-laden twins encased in a mucousy pod not unlike an Alien xenomorph hatchling Tue, 17:30 : In order to avoid all that Thanksgiving & Black Friday NO SHOPPING protest hooplah, it's probably best to go buy my books now #GobbleEmUp! Tue, 18:52 : Mildly amused that certain people out there in my public spaces are people I have not responded to in at least 4 years.. never change! Tue, 20:33 : I need all of these so I can watch all my friends heads explode! http://t.co/rP48eexQ3F Tue, 20:47 : Sometimes I hit a powerful music trigger that reduces me to tears & I feel like don't really deserve all the awesome things in my life Tue, 21:19 : *clears throat* "@amber_benson ! @amber_benson ! @amber_benson !" *looks around, sees no Amber* "DAMMIT!" Wed, 03:30 : #AmWriting #AmAtTheHatingItPart

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Mon, 14:41 : Interestingly my two 2 star reviews both cite my torturing of an animated stone statue as reasons for their not love #FairEnough Mon, 14:51 : the Bait & Switch joke from Doctor Horrible still slays me EVERY TIME! Mon, 16:49 : This will be the twins introduction to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones @mmbosstones http://t.co/ECT4sMEups Mon, 17:04 : The more I talk with my fellow authors, the more I become aware that there is no ONE TRUE PATH & letting go is the answer Mon, 17:07 : Alexandra Belarus from my Spellmason Chronicles would totally wear this Book of Magic Ring http://t.co/netcOIb2gA Mon, 20:31 : I treat most people the Cpt. Reynolds way: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed. Mon, 20:43 : RT @mark_henry: Can't get enough crazy humor in your romance? Parts & Wreck by @Mark_Henry has you covered! #partsdpt http://t.co/QLUazcysOa Tue, 03:06 : #tired #but #writing #overhashtagging #sorry Tue, 04:12 : Just wrote, "It's like... Tolkien porn!" #lovemyjob Tue, 05:00 : Hmmm.. perhaps the Writer Anton will fall through a timey-wimey rip and come finish this damned book for me...