Anton Strout's Blog, page 99

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Sat, 23:53 : Cookie Party, which commenced last evening, is STILL going on with no end in sight... in other news, I am 500 lbs after taste testing

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Fri, 13:35 : My day with the Croup Twins (which is also my Eurythmics cover band)... Let the fun begin! Fri, 15:43 : RT @penguinusa: Tweet for a cause: For every haiku w/ #holidayhaiku shared on Twitter, @penguinusa & @randomhouse will donate $1 to @CityHa… Fri, 16:24 : Star Wars, Episode 1: A Dissertation on Galactic Taxation Structures @MovieSequelFails Oh.. wait.. . Fri, 17:28 : I used to wait for video games to arrive at my door.. now it's diapers and wipes... not for me, tho.. not yet, anyway... Fri, 17:39 : Every time this day comes around, I'm always a little disappointed that I'm not attacked by a hockey masked madman wielding a machete... Fri, 17:43 : I'm assuming you're all running out today to see The Hobbit 2: Back in the Hobbit, yes? Fri, 20:19 : When I finish this effing book--and I WILL finish it--I am then taking the time to play ALL THE VIDEO GAMES! Fri, 22:50 : Setting up the meth lab in my sinuses again... Stupid patient zero twins... Sat, 00:55 : If I don't get pizza in my facehole pronto, I'm eating the twins! Film at 11! Sat, 02:25 : Cookie Party is commencing here at Castle Strout, and I am writing.. all is well.

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Thu, 14:06 : *slips on my Access punching gloves, steps into ring* Bring it, bitchly! Thu, 15:00 : Tweet for a cause: For every haiku w/ #holidayhaiku shared on Twitter, @penguinusa & @randomhouse will donate $1 to @CityHarvest—up to $2k! Thu, 15:12 : A holiday trip A journey this season take Books make the best gifts #HolidayHaiku Thu, 17:57 : I need to write some fan fic on how Lumberjack Dexter eventually becomes Yukon Cornelius... it will be more plausible than the finale... Thu, 20:56 : There is a third list that Santa keeps, one he never names, and it is that list that I am upon Thu, 21:06 : Twin's virus update: I'm pretty sure we did battle last night w/ the snot monster from the "I, Arthur!" episode of the Tick! #ThrakazodLives Fri, 01:38 : So whaddayah think... is that Disney fella going to talk that lady into making her Mary Poppins book into a movie? #cliffhanger Fri, 03:42 : Dear @nerdist, you know all the Powers That Be to make this happen, so please, please get all of them on a Lego Walking Dead video game

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Wed, 14:00 : Is currently functioning within functional operating parameters #beepboopbopbeepboop Wed, 14:08 : Pretty sure I'm not on the government terrorist watch list after all the armor repairs I did for them in EverQuest2 ... Wed, 14:42 : You've all been tagged to give a fresh-from-the-store copy of one of my books to someone for the holidays OR [insert meme threat here]! Wed, 15:38 : These creepy Santas slay (sleigh?) me (or would, given the opportunity) http://t.co/J7zBKPsJ9j Thu, 01:44 : I saw a gargoyle in the I, Frankenstein commercial!. Some savvy Hollywood type should really snatch up my gargoyle books, huh? #XMasWish Thu, 02:37 : Sons of Anarchy season finale.. woah! #NoSpoilers #Shakespearean

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Tue, 16:08 : You know how most parents think THEIR babies are the most cutest? Well, I'm definitely nominating Benjers for the Most Ear Infectednest!

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Mon, 14:03 : Back to the spice mines of Kessel #MondayWars Mon, 14:09 : Invitation to Holiday Party? Check. Remembered to wear pants? Check. Mon, 14:42 : I only watch samurai movies with super white protagonists or else I won't be able to identify with them! *headdesk* Mon, 16:10 : I wonder which of my Random Houser side compatriots of PRH I will see at the holiday shindig tonight.... Mon, 16:52 : RT @PerigeeBooks: Friends don't let friends bang cows. Check out these hilarious takes on mythology: http://t.co/45Wl7IO1Vj #ZeusGrantsStup… Tue, 01:25 : I am Random Penguined out Tue, 08:26 : Nothing sobers you up from a holiday party like baby's 1st emergency room visit... Ben's fine, getting breathing treatment for RSV #hello3am Tue, 09:58 : Almost home from the ER! Whee!

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Mon, 02:43 : Alright! Finally got all my chores done for the day, cooked ALL THE THINGS and now it is time to write on the Spellmason Chroniclezzzzzzzzz

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Sat, 18:32 : Just created two NY foodie trend mash-up for the new book, and now I am hungry & sad these foods don't really exist Sat, 20:38 : Who knew there was an International Car Movie Database? Sun, 02:11 : "Throw me the whip, I'll throw you the mouse ears!" Welcome to Disney, Indy! Sun, 03:19 : Time to watch The Wolverine!

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Fri, 13:44 : If you at all like the song Christmas Shoes, I have some matches & a gas can that can remedy that for you... Fri, 13:53 : Working from home today, so you know what that means... it's No Pants Friday! WOOT! Fri, 19:17 : Dying to finish my gargoyle book as there are several steampunky things pecking away in my brainmeatz....oh, also, I'm in HATE MY BOOK stage Fri, 19:52 : Writing break! http://t.co/VpyJ1O5qxT

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Thu, 13:57 : I wonder how many necks Zack Snyder's Wonder Woman will snap... Thu, 18:02 : I shouldn't be this excited from figuring out some of the new keyboard shortcuts in Office 2010, but I am #TheSpellmacroChronicles Fri, 01:10 : I'm excited for Vampire Bill to drain this poor man's Julie Andrews wannabe #TheSoundOfMusicLive Fri, 01:54 : AS YOUR MAKER, I COMMAND YOU TO START ACTING! #TheSoundOfMusicLive Fri, 03:22 : Researching cronuts for the new book has now made me hungry for one #damnyoufancydonut Fri, 05:43 : I thought it was a nice touch that the Von Trapp Family Singers were chased offstage by the Van Helsing Family Slayers #TheSoundOfMusicLive