Anton Strout's Blog, page 96

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Tue, 13:39 : And snow it begins.... Tue, 14:50 : So Amazon can now ship me things BEFORE I order them? Nice to see those Minority Report goo-bathed people found work after that film Tue, 15:53 : If Amazon's predictive technology would tell me if the next book will be a bestseller I can get on with either writing or NOT writing it! Tue, 23:52 : What could possibly go wrong w/ a writer practicing his craft while snowbound w/ his family? #amwriting #AllWorkAndNoPlayMakesAntonADullBoy Wed, 01:07 : Animal Crossians & 3DS-ians! Here is my friend code so I can come rob your towns! 0232-9459-8896... Message me yours kthxbai! Wed, 03:36 : Ohh. so that's where my plot was going!

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Mon, 17:32 : It is possible that I MIGHT be in the same clothes that I was wearing since Friday #bookdeadlines #glamorouswritinglife Mon, 22:01 : In VERY important writing news, I need your Animal Crossing: New Leaf IDs to visit your towns... I'm cleverly monikered antonstrout Tue, 01:49 : I SHOULD be writing, but instead I'm worried... what if I never get to be royal? #Lordehelpme Tue, 02:10 : Four more days left until I turn 44 and all the @Starbucks coffee must be surrendered to me to fuel this year's writing deadlines! Tue, 03:24 : I can only imagine Vanilla Ice's contract w/ the devil includes a clause that if he doesn't say the word 'ninja' every sentence he dies Tue, 05:13 : Eff you, neverending 27-page scene, you are DONE! #waswriting #honkshuingin3,2,1...

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Sun, 18:52 : It's Sunday, so you know what that means.. ARE YOU READY FOR THE WRITINNNNNNG!?!?! #amwriting Mon, 03:12 : Yes! My team is going to the Superbowl! Goooooo [insert name of a footballing team here]! Mon, 05:13 : Hit a decent milestone with the new book tonight.. enough word making. I CRAVE SLUMBER!!!! #honkplothonkplothonkplot

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Sat, 21:53 : MOAR COFFEE! Ah, the battle cry of the deadline driven author. #amwriting #again

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Fri, 13:44 : If anyone wishes to sponsor my next year of @Starbucks (which fuels my writing) I'll dedicate my next book to you Fri, 15:31 : This 1 Weird Trick Will Help Feed An Author. You Won't Be Prepared For What It Is! (Hint: it involves buying books) Fri, 15:46 : RT @tobiasbuckell: . @antonstrout We Purchased This Book By This Author and You Won't Believe What Happened Next! Fri, 17:28 : So we're losing Net Neutrality. Who cares? Big deal. If you ask me, I think it's [REDACTED]. Fri, 19:56 : The only thing booth babes ever enticed me to do was steer clear of the booths that felt they needed them. http://t.co/UkdnD5p8qQ Fri, 21:10 : Just took the What City You Should Live In quiz, and got Rivendell. Fri, 21:12 : I've always thought of myself as more of a Waterdeep kinda guy tho.. Sat, 03:02 : Time to coffee the fuck up! #amwriting

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Thu, 13:53 : I'm really, really busy, so I'm going to let y'all decide (and make it snappy): What should I be doing with my life? Thu, 16:52 : =IF(unbelievable>believable),(Check Snopes),"Wow!") Thu, 18:58 : BOY. DANCE. PARTY. #thanksbrain Fri, 01:05 : I'm really enjoying the relationship intensity that is happening by day THREE in the house on Real World Ex-plosion. Fri, 03:42 : Laundry, writing, diapers. Diapers, laundry, writing. Writing about laundry diapers.... or something like that #amwriting? Fri, 03:53 : The diapers, of course, are for me... what with turning 44 in another 8 days... #amwritingwhilepooping

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Wed, 13:59 : When I am murdered later today in Manhattan, just remember, kids: the fog itself did it! Wed, 16:44 : Anyone need a writer for a third job? Day care is EXPENSIVE! #WillWriteForFood Wed, 17:05 : Maybe it's time to reopen my read & critique services... hackery abounds! Wed, 19:34 : It is entirely possible that I have gotten a negative quantity of work done today.. #timeywimey #workyschmirky Wed, 20:57 : We are all monsters, people. Some of us just hide our fangs better. Thu, 00:57 : Time for the second job! #amwriting #mayhavetocutabitch Thu, 03:49 : I wonder how many unicorns they can fit on the cover of The Spellmason Chronicles, Book Three? #ALLTHE'CORNS! Thu, 03:57 : For all my stress right now & fretting, today was not such a bad day.. I mean, hey, I didn't die, right? #KnocksWood

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Tue, 14:53 : Everyone: if who you're w/ causes you drama or sadness more than 5% of the time, do yourself a favor & get out of it. You deserve better. Tue, 14:55 : And frankly, I think my 5% marker is a little high... Tue, 16:16 : Dusty Ice Rhodes Truckers @midnight @nerdist #WrestlingTVShows Wed, 01:15 : It HURTS MY SOUL to see a gargoyle in a movie commercial & realize it is not mine :P Wed, 02:09 : I got my first 1-star Amazon review for Stonecast today, but only because the XMas present cover was destroyed in shipping... #smh

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Mon, 13:50 : Hello, Monday. Let's start things off right by telling you to go eff yourself #preemptivestrike

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Fri, 13:28 : My first Friday in the office since May.. Be gentle, please! Fri, 15:50 : If my books were any more under the radar, I'd have to change my author name to Red October. Fri, 19:42 : Sweet holy hell the work network is acting like someone poured molasses into it... EVERY keystroke is a chore! Fri, 20:14 : Sigh.. Why can't someone famous plagiarize ME so I can benefit from it?! #ShiaLeEnough Fri, 22:13 : Curse you, @PatrickRothfuss ... One day I will see someone reading ME on the subway & not you! http://t.co/klNgrRKZRd