My tweets

Tue, 13:01 : Given my behavior, I expect Santa to either pass my house over or drop an entire West Virginia town into my stocking... Tue, 18:13 : If you don't give books for Christmas, you're an illiterate HEATHEN! Happy Holidays, all! Tue, 19:02 : This explains a lot of the nonsensical creatures from the Monster Manual! http://t.co/DJn9rZYpq9 Tue, 19:13 : Will be braving the supermarket crowds in a bit... I don't want to break a candy cane off in someone's butt, but I will if I have to. Tue, 23:29 : Have killed three zombie Santa Clauses so far tonight... Stay sharp, people! #HoHoHomicide Wed, 03:38 : I wish we were together this snowy Christmas Eve so I could chase you through a hedge maze with an axe #AVisitFromSaintNicholson