Bart King's Blog, page 239
June 7, 2011
June 6, 2011
Wait— can I go in or not?
Published on June 06, 2011 15:03
Spy review!

King always brings witty energy to his how-to advice and information. The result: well-researched, wacky compendiums that kids love to pore over . . .
King's most recent offering, The Big Book of Spy Stuff, makes for an especially enthralling read . . . [He] covers espionage, ethical issues, secret messages and spymasters, and chapter titles such as "The 12 Types of Spy Screw-ups," "Weird Assignments" and "Becoming a Pro" can only hint at the cool (and sometimes goofy) facts in store.
Just an example: the chapter on animal spies reveals a CIA mission to float a robotic catfish, describes the use of glowworms in World War I missions and shows how to "train" your dog or hamster to be an undercover operative.
Published on June 06, 2011 14:34
June 4, 2011
You think YOUR parents are embarrassing?

That's pretty bad. But what's worse is that Dale wears different costumes while doing this. And since there were 170 different school days, Dale wore 170 different costumes!

Video Courtesy of KSL.com
Published on June 04, 2011 10:58
June 2, 2011
This is the biggest butt you've ever seen.
Published on June 02, 2011 15:49
June 1, 2011
Five stars for SPY STUFF!

*fist pump*
And it gave The Big Book of Spy Stuff five stars!
*fist pump followed by dancing, manic laughter*
Published on June 01, 2011 11:17
May 30, 2011
Butter is its own food group!


From the National Archives .
Published on May 30, 2011 11:41
May 29, 2011
The story behind the birthday cake!

When someone asked my nephew about his middle name, Ulysses, he explained that in mythology, Ulysses fought a cyclops. Asked to define a cyclops, he pronounced the monster, "A one-eyed freak."
At this, his three-year old sister squealed in delight. The phrase became her favorite endearing insult . . . and when asked what kind of birthday cake she wanted when she turned four, she responded, "I want a one-eyed freak cake, please."
Published on May 29, 2011 12:12
May 27, 2011
What the heck?
Published on May 27, 2011 13:26