Bart King's Blog, page 212
December 5, 2011
FYI, your hedgehog is probably psychic.

I get why the cat is freaked out. Cats are ALWAYS freaked out. But why the kangaroo? Anyway, here's the jacket copy of Psychic Pets: The Secret World of Animals:
Having studied all manner of pets from parakeets to
palominos for nearly twenty years, Joseph E. Wylder has arrived at the
startling conclusion that animals can and do understand our thoughts and speak
to us in silent telepathic language . . . find us over hundreds of miles, act
intuitively in harmony with our unexpressed desires, and even display uncanny
scientific ability, such as . . . assisting our advance missile guidance
systems.
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Published on December 05, 2011 14:44
Did I ever tell you about the greatest news story of all time?
Published on December 05, 2011 07:57
Let's give Santa some heavy lifting this year!

I mean, he probably has a truss on under that red suit.
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Published on December 05, 2011 07:46
December 4, 2011
The Austrian National Library has merit.
Published on December 04, 2011 19:42
December 2, 2011
"We pursue your litigation with tunnel vision."
Published on December 02, 2011 08:49
Two Great Things That Go Great Together
Published on December 02, 2011 07:34
December 1, 2011
This is what happens when you sweep things under the rug.
Published on December 01, 2011 18:17
The jokes on the criminals! I've got nothing to steal anyway.
Published on December 01, 2011 14:56