Bart King's Blog, page 211

December 10, 2011

Macra-Mates must be eliminated.


"Babs Applegate" wrote the cover story? Of course she did.



Yesterday, my wife saw a guy with a bunch of macramé plant hangers crossing the street .



"Looks like someone's getting his weave on," she said.



And along DIY lines, this is still one of my all-time favorite ads:




Via.

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Published on December 10, 2011 09:31

It's been so cold in Portland lately...


I'm not sure how to put it into words! (Via.)


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Published on December 10, 2011 08:55

December 9, 2011

Even in a kimono...

Levitation on the grass by Takanyo
Levitation on the grass, a photo by Takanyo on Flickr.

...what goes up must come down.

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Published on December 09, 2011 19:03

A reminder for your shopping list:

Most major U.S. cities have alternative weeklies. Here in Portland, it's the Willamette Week . It doesn't ordinarily cover kids books, because not many 11-year olds read alternative weeklies . . . which is why I was triply pleased to see that WW included my favorite bookstore, A Children's Place, in its Holiday Gift Guide.





Bonus: Didja see how it recommended The Big Book of Gross Stuff? Huh? Huh?
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Published on December 09, 2011 09:43

December 8, 2011

On AM Northwest with Nyssa Achtyes!

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Published on December 08, 2011 12:39

December 7, 2011

In the days when children's books ruled the world...


Esquire, February 1958.

Eloise, the girl who lived at the Plaza Hotel, was the
center of four famous books in the 1950s that were written by Kay Thompson and
illustrated by Hilary Knight. She was so famous that despite the fact that Eloise couldn't drive (and was fictional), Renault hired the little moppet to advertise its latest offering, the Dauphine. 




(Memo to Nissan and/or GM: If you need a children's author to plug the Leaf or Volt, I'm available.)
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Published on December 07, 2011 08:42

December 6, 2011

Poets tend to die younger than other writers?



 By michasixty.

Happily, I never composed a poem

Or I would be in a funeral home.

Wait—urk!
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Published on December 06, 2011 15:19

My Thinking Is Famed. My Authoring? Celebrated!



Celebrated Authors and Famous Thinkers contains selections from Homer ("The Poet of the Heroic
World"), Charlotte Brontë ("A Sober View of Life; Hard Experiences") and a
mysterious figure known only as Baptiste de Bart King ("A Writer of Low Comedies
and High Mirth").




It is with a sense of modesty and pride that I join those who are "the movers of the world with the lever of knowledge."

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Published on December 06, 2011 11:44

Lofty Reading



From a home in Hamburg, Germany.
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Published on December 06, 2011 11:02