Bart King's Blog, page 164
November 17, 2012
November 16, 2012
Coming soon: Cracker Jack’D Power Bites!
These are
coffee-flavored Cracker Jacks laced with caffeine. (Really.)
"What was your prize?"
"Heart palpitations!"
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Sensei vs. Sensei: Who will win?
These gentlemen are clearly masters of the martial arts. You think it's easy to give someone a leg massage from that position? (Via.)[image error]
November 15, 2012
November 14, 2012
Of course!
So there's a book titled How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction .
Naturally, I'm interested—after all, it's only a matter of time before I get caught in a tractor beam!
So, what should I do if aliens snatch me up? Let's see, there's a section on having the right mental attitude . . .
Of course! Focussing on my "inalienable rights" will keep the aliens away. It's so simple!
November 13, 2012
If you have to ask...
The English: Are They Human? is a real book. To get the answer to that question, you're going to have to click "Read more"!
