Bart King's Blog, page 161

Man, this is going to take FOREVER.

Via.

*applause*

Yesterday, I went holiday shopping...

But I actually found some great buys for ME!




I can wear these with my pajamas when I go to the corner 7-11. And if you think these shoes don't match, think again. My First Rule of Fashion is:


Glitter always matches glitter!

I'd like this car more if it wasn't constantly peeling out.

It's the Big Banana Car!

SKULLET!

It's like a mullet and—oh, you already figured it out. (Via.)

Who wants to play touch football?

Actually, I think I'll pass. 

(The Reggie White Touch Football Book via.)

I'm totally jealous.

Why did Bronwyn Page get to see the monkey, not me? WHY?!

Hey, it's a Nissan Leaf!

Have rake, will travel?, a photo by Bart King on Flickr.

I just jumped in the air and high-fived myself!

[singing] *They spelled "correction" wrong! "They spelled correrction" wrong!* Via.

"Show your work"

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