Bart King's Blog, page 159

Mug shot

My street name is Not-So-Special K.

People once disagreed about the coolest car.

minivan, a photo by Bart King on Flickr.

But no more—it's obviously "Hot Rod's" Dodge Caravan!

Library Humor? Meet Current Events.

Via.

The Salem Library is hosting "No Screen Week" . . . and it has a fine suggestion!

Via the Statesman Journal .

Bart's King-Sized Book of Fun by Bart King

What it’s about: This collection of tricks, jokes, facts,
recipes, games, pranks and fun includes ideas for various days of the month, a
disco ball made from old CDs, a remote-control pumpkin, and more. Adult supervision
is noted when appropriate. 

Bart King, author of The Big Book of Boy
Stuff and The Big Book of Girl Stuff, has so many fun ideas crammed into
this book that kids will be surprised when “No Screens Week” is over. No
worries – they can enjoy these ideas year-round.

"Everything is perfect!"

"Your lips, your eyes . . . these delicious leaves."

Dating Vegans is here.

Am I man enough to wear this T-shirt?

Yeah, I guess I could pull it off. Not if it was an extra-small, though! 

(Major League Reading via.)

Those are some nice books, yo.

By ben.gallagher.

I'm only slightly deflated to get five stars for "shipping fast"

This is the story of a person who dined out for years.

And then, one day—VICTORY! (Via.)

Of course, you could have a party IN the library!

Via.