Of course!

So there's a book titled How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction .



Naturally, I'm interested—after all, it's only a matter of time before I get caught in a tractor beam!



So, what should I do if aliens snatch me up? Let's see, there's a section on having the right mental attitude . . .



Of course! Focussing on my "inalienable rights" will keep the aliens away. It's so simple!