Bart King's Blog, page 139
August 21, 2013
Stupid hammer!
Hey, it's not easy being a superhero.
August 20, 2013
August 18, 2013
August 17, 2013
1, 2, 3, 4— time to have a Twitter war!
These two gentlemen are having a Twitter war. And it's a
good one!
Kerry: You still don’t understand what happened at the end
of “Usual Suspects.”
Glenn: Ross is your favorite “Friends” character.
Kerry: You don’t understand buttons.
Glenn: You don’t like the yellow blanket because “it’s a bit
too scratchy”.
Kerry: You get confused between AAA and AA batteries.
Glenn: Driving gloves wearer.
Kerry: You wear running shoes to do cross-training.
Glenn: Your family dread dinner and it’s all due to your
obsession with the moistness of meat.
Kerry: You smell of yesterday.
Glenn: You wave at people who have the same make of car as
you.
Kerry: YOU HAVE NEVER FOUND WALDO.
Glenn: You use the word ‘holiday’ as a verb.
Kerry: Your knowledge of two-letter words which are valid in
Scrabble is at best mediocre.
Glenn: You say you’re allergic to certain foods, but really
you just don’t like them.
Kerry: You put toilet paper on the holder so it hangs down
at the back.
Glenn: Sock-mark legs haver.
Kerry: Gap non-minder.
Glenn: “Definately” speller.
Kerry: You get all excited when you see a man wearing a wig.
Glenn: You make your family sit through DVD previews.
Kerry: Children throw wet bread at you in the street.
Glenn: You actually believe it’s butter.
Kerry: You say you read “Game Of Thrones” but you haven’t
even seen the TV show; you just sat naked on an egg pretending to be a dragon.
Glenn: You think irony and coincidence are the same.
Kerry: Your rendition of the “Single Ladies” dance routine
goes wrong 2 minutes 34 seconds in, when you wobble your left thigh instead of
your right.
Glenn: In a game of rock, paper, scissors, you’re the one
that does fire. (Okay, one more from you and then call it quits?)
Kerry: QUITTER.
Photo via.
August 15, 2013
"The Big Book of Superhero Stuff" is approaching light speed!
Here’s a rough cover design for my next title, The Big Book
of Superhero Stuff (March 2014). It’s a funny guide to the challenges of becoming a
superhero.
Ah, but what would be a good SUBTITLE for a book like this? It should be
pithy, clever, and unforgettable. But no pressure!
(Illustration by the mighty Bob Paprocki !)
