1, 2, 3, 4— time to have a Twitter war!

These two gentlemen are having a Twitter war. And it's a
good one!




Kerry: You still don’t understand what happened at the end
of “Usual Suspects.”

Glenn: Ross is your favorite “Friends” character.

Kerry: You don’t understand buttons.

Glenn: You don’t like the yellow blanket because “it’s a bit
too scratchy”.

Kerry: You get confused between AAA and AA batteries.

Glenn: Driving gloves wearer.

Kerry: You wear running shoes to do cross-training.

Glenn: Your family dread dinner and it’s all due to your
obsession with the moistness of meat.

Kerry: You smell of yesterday.

Glenn: You wave at people who have the same make of car as
you.

Kerry: YOU HAVE NEVER FOUND WALDO.

Glenn: You use the word ‘holiday’ as a verb.

Kerry: Your knowledge of two-letter words which are valid in
Scrabble is at best mediocre.

Glenn: You say you’re allergic to certain foods, but really
you just don’t like them.

Kerry: You put toilet paper on the holder so it hangs down
at the back.

Glenn: Sock-mark legs haver.

Kerry: Gap non-minder.

Glenn: “Definately” speller.

Kerry: You get all excited when you see a man wearing a wig.

Glenn: You make your family sit through DVD previews.

Kerry: Children throw wet bread at you in the street.

Glenn: You actually believe it’s butter.

Kerry: You say you read “Game Of Thrones” but you haven’t
even seen the TV show; you just sat naked on an egg pretending to be a dragon.

Glenn: You think irony and coincidence are the same.

Kerry: Your rendition of the “Single Ladies” dance routine
goes wrong 2 minutes 34 seconds in, when you wobble your left thigh instead of
your right.

Glenn: In a game of rock, paper, scissors, you’re the one
that does fire. (Okay, one more from you and then call it quits?)

Kerry: QUITTER.


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