Bart King's Blog, page 137

September 3, 2013

Want to get me a gift? That's sweet...and I know just what I want!



The Sasquatch sweater, via.
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Published on September 03, 2013 18:03

September 2, 2013

Translation: "Take your shoes off here and die."

Translation: "Take your shoes off here and die." by Bart King



Taken by my brother Kris in Ireland. (He kept his shoes on!)
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Published on September 02, 2013 16:19

"Irony"!


Don't get it? Say this post's title slowly.



Still nothing? Click "Read more"! (Via.)



"Iron E"
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Published on September 02, 2013 09:18

September 1, 2013

August 31, 2013

I intend to use the phrase "that goat only respects one man" as often as possible.






From KPTV:

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GRESHAM, OREGON—A police officer who spotted something
unusual was given a warning not to get any closer.




"The goat will charge you," he was told.




The goat was on the roof of a house.




[Officers] were told "that goat only respects one man.”
That man is the owner of the goat, who arrived at the house and got the
2-year-old animal weighing in at 35 pounds off the roof without further
incident.
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Published on August 31, 2013 09:41

Happy Saturday!

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Published on August 31, 2013 08:26

August 30, 2013

"What'd you do this summer?"















"My family went camping. You?""We went to the Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame.""What's that like?""Terrifying!"




Via.
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Published on August 30, 2013 11:39

"What are you doing today?"

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Published on August 30, 2013 08:22

August 29, 2013