R.J. Blain's Blog, page 37
July 21, 2021
2022 Publication Schedule.
Greetings, folks.
RJ here. The cats are melted on the floor taking naps. I am using this picture of Devil Spawn because I love her. She has new tag holders, and they read “My other ride is a unicorn” to go with her gas cap decal that reads “Born to be a Unicorn.” The rear spoiler will have a decal that reads “Clever Girl.” It features a velociraptor.
There will be an undead unicorn figuring somewhere in the vehicle, although the home for said figurine is yet to be decided.
Onto the real pur...
June 10, 2021
List of Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Audiobooks!
Dear humans,
Due to popular request, here is a list of the Mag Rom Com auidobooks and where they can be purchased.
You’re welcome, and happy listening.
Please note that at current, Chirp is probably the best vendor for you to acquire good deals on for these books, often $5-10 cheaper than the prices that were on Audible.
No, audible is not an authorized vendor of these books. If you see these books for sale on audible, please make use of the contact form so the matter can be addresse...
June 1, 2021
5 Books on Sale in the Magical Romantic Comedy series!
Dear humans,
What’s this? A sale? It’s a sale!
Grave Humor has a bookbub coming up, and the female has decided to put all of the novellas in the Mag Rom Com series on sale at the same time. So, you can get five books for $4.95, or you can wait until June 14, and you can get five books for $18.95.
Most of the novellas have only been discounted in the Starter Pack, and we think this is the first time Owl be Yours has been discounted since release.
We think you should so get the boo...
May 18, 2021
On Sale Today Only (Amazon US): The Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Starter Pack!
Dear humans,
The Amazon has opted to reduce the price of the Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Starter Pack to $1.99 for today only. If you want to get caught up on the series, now is the time to do so. A $30.92ish value if you were to buy the books individually. (Math isn’t our strong point, so give or take a dollar or so. I’m a cat, after all.)
This deal is valid on Amazon US only.
Have a great day! Please enjoy this picture of me taking a nap with my sister.
Just don’t t...
May 17, 2021
Lighthouse restoration fundraiser!
Dear humans,
For entirely selfish reasons involving an entire weekend without the humans under foot bothering us, we present the East Brother LightHouse gofund me. The female loves islands. The female loves boats. The female loves lighthouses. The female loves bed and breakfasts.
Assuming the lighthouse is open in October, the male is taking the female for her birthday! (COVID is a bugger!)
As the lighthouse is, well, on an island in the middle of the San Francisco Bay, it needs special...
May 11, 2021
Catnapped has released!
When someone steals Diana’s cat, a former lab animal rescued from death’s door, she calls on one of the most dangerous beings in the universe for help. Cutting a deal with the devil isn’t the smartest move, but there’s no way in hell she’ll abandon Mr. Flooferson the Magnificent to his fate.
Teaming up with the son of a demon, an angel, and one hell of a woman might push Diana to the limits of her courage and sanity. Unless she wants to sell her soul to the devil, she must cope with her n...
May 10, 2021
Catnapped Releases Tomorrow~ Squee!
Dear humans,
Book! Book! Book! There is a book coming! To celebrate the upcoming book, we have taken the liberty of stealing a few more words from the female. Please enjoy them.
I should have worn something nice.
It was one thing to face off against the Devil, who’d opted to show up as a tanned white man in a black suit, while I wore wrinkled work clothes. It was another to face off against the Devil, one of his brothers, and one of his top generals while wearing wrinkled work cloth...
May 6, 2021
Sneak Peek at Catnapped: a Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Catnapped is coming! Catnapped is coming! May 11 is right around the corner, and it’s almost time to dive back into the Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) world. Catnapped is available for preorder at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, and Kobo.
The female keeps sighing sadly at USA Today, as if that will somehow help her accomplish her dream of hitting the list with a brand new, full-priced release. (We have news for you, female… that is not how this works.)
Onto the fun s...
April 28, 2021
Southwest Movers: a Review, as the owner seems to be doing his best to silence unhappy reviewers… plus a baked chicken recipe.
As it seems like the company has managed to quell my reviews on yelp and google, it’s time to light some matches, get some gasoline, and discuss the MisAdventures of the Blain Household, the moving edition!
Allow me to set the scene.
My husband opted to handle the movers this go around. Okay. Fine. That’s cool. He wanted to do it, I didn’t want to do it, so he did it. On the surface, the company looked great. Until I did some digging later (after the fact) and discovered these little gems:...
More on the Move From Hell, Induction into House Pfizer!
Howdy, folks. The kitties are still trying to figure out why we DARED to change things up on them, so they’re still marking their territory and otherwise pitching a fit over the changes to their little furry lives. As such, you get me again today.
My husband and I both got our first dose of Pfizer today, which is a huge load off! Hooray! The shot went smoothly, and neither of us had any allergic reactions. Apple, my husband’s employer, provided the shots when they were allowed to acquire dose...
