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May 13, 2014
Richard Burton's Brother. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Richard Burton's Brother. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Ifor Jenkins, the eldest brother of actor Richard Burton, was so offended the movie star was cheating on his first wife with Elizabeth Taylor, that he beat Richard to a pulp, leaving him bloodied and bruised with a swollen face.
So swollen, in fact, the actor couldn’t participate in the filming of Cleopatra for several days, running up costly delays on a film already losing money.
Later, Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor would be married and divorced twice, and Ifor, ended-up breaking his neck in an alcohol-related accident leaving him a wheelchair-bound paraplegic for the rest of his life.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Ifor Jenkins, the eldest brother of actor Richard Burton, was so offended the movie star was cheating on his first wife with Elizabeth Taylor, that he beat Richard to a pulp, leaving him bloodied and bruised with a swollen face.
So swollen, in fact, the actor couldn’t participate in the filming of Cleopatra for several days, running up costly delays on a film already losing money.
Later, Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor would be married and divorced twice, and Ifor, ended-up breaking his neck in an alcohol-related accident leaving him a wheelchair-bound paraplegic for the rest of his life.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Famous Bouncer. Ezekiel Tyrus
Famous Bouncers. Ezekiel Tyrus
Country singer, Garth Brooks worked as a Nashville bouncer before he was famous.
Boxer Jack Dempsey knocked heads bouncing at The San Francisco Brewing Company on Columbus and Kearny, a bar that still stands there today.
Al Capone got his scar in a New York bar-fight where he was working as a bouncer years before moving to Chicago.
Mickey Rourke worked as a bouncer at a transvestite bar in New York before becoming a successful actor.
Pope Francis was a bar bouncer.
Actors Chaz Palminteri and Dolph Lundren worked as bouncers together at the same New York City club.
Vin Diesel was a bouncer, too.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Country singer, Garth Brooks worked as a Nashville bouncer before he was famous.
Boxer Jack Dempsey knocked heads bouncing at The San Francisco Brewing Company on Columbus and Kearny, a bar that still stands there today.
Al Capone got his scar in a New York bar-fight where he was working as a bouncer years before moving to Chicago.
Mickey Rourke worked as a bouncer at a transvestite bar in New York before becoming a successful actor.
Pope Francis was a bar bouncer.
Actors Chaz Palminteri and Dolph Lundren worked as bouncers together at the same New York City club.
Vin Diesel was a bouncer, too.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Eugene O'Neill. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Eugene O'Neill. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Eugene O’Neill wrote, “There is no present or future, only the past, happening over and over again, now.”
His middle name being Gladstone, Eugene O’Neill was proud his initials spelled E.G.O. Ego was his nickname amongst friends and enemies alike.
Chaplin married Ego’s daughter when he was 54 and she was 18 and had 8 kids with the old man.
Upon her death, she ordered all her diaries, of which there were volumes, to be destroyed and they were.
Marlon Brando, the father of 15, had a little uncircumcised dick and was no walk-in-the-park either, described Charlie Chaplin as, “Sadistic and mean.”
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Eugene O’Neill wrote, “There is no present or future, only the past, happening over and over again, now.”
His middle name being Gladstone, Eugene O’Neill was proud his initials spelled E.G.O. Ego was his nickname amongst friends and enemies alike.
Chaplin married Ego’s daughter when he was 54 and she was 18 and had 8 kids with the old man.
Upon her death, she ordered all her diaries, of which there were volumes, to be destroyed and they were.
Marlon Brando, the father of 15, had a little uncircumcised dick and was no walk-in-the-park either, described Charlie Chaplin as, “Sadistic and mean.”
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Questioning my Sources. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Questioning my Sources. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Today, some of my sources were questioned. These two books features stories about Charlie Chaplin large penis.
'The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People' by Irving Wallace.
'Sordid Sex Lives' by Nigel Cawthorne.
Also, in the memoir. ‘That Summer in Paris’ by Morley Callahan, a Canadian writer and some time boxer, Ernest Hemingway is described as
6’4” whereas some biographies describe Papa as merely 6’.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Today, some of my sources were questioned. These two books features stories about Charlie Chaplin large penis.
'The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People' by Irving Wallace.
'Sordid Sex Lives' by Nigel Cawthorne.
Also, in the memoir. ‘That Summer in Paris’ by Morley Callahan, a Canadian writer and some time boxer, Ernest Hemingway is described as
6’4” whereas some biographies describe Papa as merely 6’.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Charlie Chaplin had a big dick.
Charlie Chaplin had a big dick. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Charlie Chaplin had a big dick.
Whenever he was mentally blocked on set, feeling indecisive, trying to conjure up a creative thought, he’d pull a female film extra to blow him, reasoning the subsequent relaxation one experiences while receiving oral sex would unclutter his mind, ergo an idea would be born.
Could I get a blowjob whenever I get writer’s block?
Mentioning this to my girlfriend who I lived with last year, she looked back at me amused and said, “Get back to your writing.”
Seeing a picture of The Little Tramp at age 27 sans character make-up, I’m struck by how handsome Charlie Chaplin was with dark Romani features and thick curly hair.
Mentioning this to the same girlfriend, she said, “Well then find me a hot 20something gypsy with a big dick and a successful movie career and maybe I’ll go blow him.”
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
Charlie Chaplin had a big dick.
Whenever he was mentally blocked on set, feeling indecisive, trying to conjure up a creative thought, he’d pull a female film extra to blow him, reasoning the subsequent relaxation one experiences while receiving oral sex would unclutter his mind, ergo an idea would be born.
Could I get a blowjob whenever I get writer’s block?
Mentioning this to my girlfriend who I lived with last year, she looked back at me amused and said, “Get back to your writing.”
Seeing a picture of The Little Tramp at age 27 sans character make-up, I’m struck by how handsome Charlie Chaplin was with dark Romani features and thick curly hair.
Mentioning this to the same girlfriend, she said, “Well then find me a hot 20something gypsy with a big dick and a successful movie career and maybe I’ll go blow him.”
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
George Gershwin was horny. Ezekiel Tyrus.
George Gershwin was horny. Ezekiel Tyrus.
George Gershwin had over 1,000 lovers by his own account. Died before the age of 40. What are the mathematics on that? However, his personal diaries and letters detail threesomes and having multiple prostitutes in one day. And like Bruce Springsteen, he had an underbite.
Ezekiel Tyrus.
George Gershwin had over 1,000 lovers by his own account. Died before the age of 40. What are the mathematics on that? However, his personal diaries and letters detail threesomes and having multiple prostitutes in one day. And like Bruce Springsteen, he had an underbite.
Ezekiel Tyrus.
April 28, 2014
Intellectual and primal.
“Tonight a woman said to me, You’re intellectual but primal.
-I will take that. Happens to be true.”
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-Ezekiel Tyrus.
4/27/2014.
-I will take that. Happens to be true.”
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-Ezekiel Tyrus.
4/27/2014.
April 25, 2014 San Francisco Ezekiel Tyrus
April 25, 2014, San Francisco, Ezekiel Tyrus
I’ve learned these past few weeks that I’ve mastered The Laws of Attraction many years ago. Seriously. I’ve mastered it.
However, the problem is, 95% of what fills my head is rather unpleasant.
My mind is a continuous loop of whatever pisses me off.
Nonstop I vividly recall arguments, confrontations and even fistfights.
-Then, my mind creates aggression, invents scenarios for fighting, arguing and ugly confrontations where I can tell somebody to fuck off and as a result, this is primarily what happens in my life, a constant barrage of ugly confrontations.
You have no idea how often I get into ugly confrontations. Almost daily.
And I can’t stand this life anymore. I’ve never liked it, really.
All I seem to visualize or think about are ugly confrontations. As a result, my life is mostly ugly confrontations. I’m not joking.
(Was my family like this? Absofuckinglutely.)
I brood and visualize ugly confrontations more than sex, more than food, more than success and more than any friend or lover who only wants me to be happy.
I desire a thorough brainwashing.
Feeling so frustrated and helpless last night, I went for a long walk through the empty rain-slicked streets of post-midnight North Beach and Fisherman’s Wharf, at times crying, at times, shouting with my palms against my ears, wanting to silence the voices in my head, not-giving-a-damn how I looked or how I was perceived walking past the occasional person staring back at me.
I considered going to Denny’s on The Wharf to drink coffee at the counter and maybe there’d be a bored underworked waiter available to have a sympathetic conversation with me. But I disregarded this idea thinking the waiter might be too busy or simply an asshole.
I would’ve called a friend but it was after 2AM.
The voices in my head never got nicer. They never created a positive scenario not did they recapture any moment beautiful, even when I tried to force my brain to do so. I even visualized an ugly encounter with The Denny’s waiter I never met. But eventually, the voices got quiet. My head emptied and no more ugly confrontations were created nor recaptured. They simply shut down out of fatigue, I guess.
I walked in exhaustive peace and absentmindedness to the 24 hour donut shop on the corner of Columbus and Kearny to buy an OJ and hot cocoa. While there, I see two young hipster chicks, maybe tourists, possibly Broadway strippers off work, one blonde, one redhead, heavily tattooed, stacked, built, giddy and laughingly buying enough donuts to go into a sugar coma.
I overheard one say to the other, “I can’t go back to my hotel, my friend is screwing some guy,” more laughs and the other says, “it’s cool, you can stay in my room tonight but I’ll be up for hours.”
I thought of sticking around to chat them up, maybe flirt a little but I wasn’t in good place mentally, even though I swear I saw the redhead check me out once.
Were my eyes still red from crying?
Walking back to my hotel, I wondered if I spent the same amount of time thinking about threesomes, visualizing FFM scenarios, and reminiscing about the menage a trios or two I’ve actually had in my past, would I be walking home with a hot heavily-tattooed hipster chick on each arm for a night of great threesome sex and donuts?
Then I laughed thinking about the ring-toss we could’ve had.
Believe it or not, The Laws of Attraction really does work like that.
Your brian is designed to solve any problem or attain any goal you give it.
I’d give lip-service to wanting happiness, love and success but always be thinking about my last ugly confrontation and anticipating my next one.
It’s made for a rather frustrating and self-sabotaging life, and more so than ever before, I’m at the “it’s-now-or-never” stage of Ezekiel Tyrus.
These thoughts have to stop or I will be dead.
Notice what you primarily think about and be as brutally honest as you would be with somebody you hate. Then observe how those thoughts create your life. If it isn’t making you happy, then change it. It’s not easy.
Breaking an ingrained habit is never easy and it is time-consuming as hell but you owe it to yourself.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
4/25/2014.
Reblog
I’ve learned these past few weeks that I’ve mastered The Laws of Attraction many years ago. Seriously. I’ve mastered it.
However, the problem is, 95% of what fills my head is rather unpleasant.
My mind is a continuous loop of whatever pisses me off.
Nonstop I vividly recall arguments, confrontations and even fistfights.
-Then, my mind creates aggression, invents scenarios for fighting, arguing and ugly confrontations where I can tell somebody to fuck off and as a result, this is primarily what happens in my life, a constant barrage of ugly confrontations.
You have no idea how often I get into ugly confrontations. Almost daily.
And I can’t stand this life anymore. I’ve never liked it, really.
All I seem to visualize or think about are ugly confrontations. As a result, my life is mostly ugly confrontations. I’m not joking.
(Was my family like this? Absofuckinglutely.)
I brood and visualize ugly confrontations more than sex, more than food, more than success and more than any friend or lover who only wants me to be happy.
I desire a thorough brainwashing.
Feeling so frustrated and helpless last night, I went for a long walk through the empty rain-slicked streets of post-midnight North Beach and Fisherman’s Wharf, at times crying, at times, shouting with my palms against my ears, wanting to silence the voices in my head, not-giving-a-damn how I looked or how I was perceived walking past the occasional person staring back at me.
I considered going to Denny’s on The Wharf to drink coffee at the counter and maybe there’d be a bored underworked waiter available to have a sympathetic conversation with me. But I disregarded this idea thinking the waiter might be too busy or simply an asshole.
I would’ve called a friend but it was after 2AM.
The voices in my head never got nicer. They never created a positive scenario not did they recapture any moment beautiful, even when I tried to force my brain to do so. I even visualized an ugly encounter with The Denny’s waiter I never met. But eventually, the voices got quiet. My head emptied and no more ugly confrontations were created nor recaptured. They simply shut down out of fatigue, I guess.
I walked in exhaustive peace and absentmindedness to the 24 hour donut shop on the corner of Columbus and Kearny to buy an OJ and hot cocoa. While there, I see two young hipster chicks, maybe tourists, possibly Broadway strippers off work, one blonde, one redhead, heavily tattooed, stacked, built, giddy and laughingly buying enough donuts to go into a sugar coma.
I overheard one say to the other, “I can’t go back to my hotel, my friend is screwing some guy,” more laughs and the other says, “it’s cool, you can stay in my room tonight but I’ll be up for hours.”
I thought of sticking around to chat them up, maybe flirt a little but I wasn’t in good place mentally, even though I swear I saw the redhead check me out once.
Were my eyes still red from crying?
Walking back to my hotel, I wondered if I spent the same amount of time thinking about threesomes, visualizing FFM scenarios, and reminiscing about the menage a trios or two I’ve actually had in my past, would I be walking home with a hot heavily-tattooed hipster chick on each arm for a night of great threesome sex and donuts?
Then I laughed thinking about the ring-toss we could’ve had.
Believe it or not, The Laws of Attraction really does work like that.
Your brian is designed to solve any problem or attain any goal you give it.
I’d give lip-service to wanting happiness, love and success but always be thinking about my last ugly confrontation and anticipating my next one.
It’s made for a rather frustrating and self-sabotaging life, and more so than ever before, I’m at the “it’s-now-or-never” stage of Ezekiel Tyrus.
These thoughts have to stop or I will be dead.
Notice what you primarily think about and be as brutally honest as you would be with somebody you hate. Then observe how those thoughts create your life. If it isn’t making you happy, then change it. It’s not easy.
Breaking an ingrained habit is never easy and it is time-consuming as hell but you owe it to yourself.
-Ezekiel Tyrus.
4/25/2014.
Reblog
The Coen Brothers
“If you are curious as to whether there are any American filmmakers who if they make a movie, I do make a special effort to see regardless of what it is about, the answer is yes. …The Coen Brothers. I genuinely love all their movies.”
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Ezekiel Tyrus
4/2014
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Ezekiel Tyrus
4/2014
25 Movies I've Not Seen
25 Movies I've Not Seen by Ezekiel Tyrus
25 Movies I’ve Never Seen
By Ezekiel Tyrus
1. I’ve not seen a Superhero movie since 1989. Did you know Michael Keaton is no longer Batman?
2. The only Tarantino film I’ve seen is ‘Jackie Brown.’ I’ve not seen ‘Pulp Fiction’ in its entirety. I’ve seen part of ‘Reservoir Dogs’ but not a single scene of any other film directed by Tarantino.
3. I’ve never seen a single movie with Angelina Jolie in it. I hear she’s good.
4. ‘Mrs. Doubtfire.’ I hear there’s going to be a sequel. I’m not trying to be a bleeding-heart but with young people dealing with transgender issues, are ‘Men-in-Drag’ films even funny anymore?
5. ‘Jerry Maguire’ -Never saw it but know the expressions, “You had me at hello,” and “Show me the money,” come from this movie. Truthfully, I’ve not seen a movie with Tom Cruise in it since ‘The Firm’ in 1993! I’d like to see ‘Magnolia’ some day.
6. ‘Almost Famous.’ However, I’d really like to see this movie. I like Cameron Crowe and consider ‘Singles’ one of my all-time favorites.
7. I’ve not seen a ‘Star Wars’ movie since 1983 when the Jedi Knights returned and liberated a planet run by shih tzu’s the size of human dwarves. (Why are these movies so important to my Generation again? The muppets? The Light Sabers?)
8. ‘Avatar.’ Didn’t see it. Not my cup of tea.
9. The only Will Smith movie I’ve ever seen is ‘Bad Boys 2,’ and that’s only because I had to for some comedy project I was a part of. Really.
10. The only Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I’ve ever seen is ‘Conan the Barbarian’ and if my family didn’t have HBO when I was a kid, I’d never have seen that. I recall thinking, “This is good but not as good as ‘Beastmaster.’”
11. Never seen a Will Farrell movie but I’ve seen an Adam Sandler film.
12. Jurassic Park. Or its sequels.
13. No Michael Bay movies except for ‘Bad Boys 2.”
14. ‘Good Will Hunting.’ I heard it’s good.
15. ‘The Bourne Identity.’ The only movies I’ve seen with Matt Damon are ‘True Grit,’ and ‘Ocean’s 11.’
16. The only movie I’ve ever seen with Bruce Willis in it all the way through is the very first ‘Die Hard.’ Seriously, I’ve not seen a single other movie of his except for part of ‘Pulp Fiction.’
17. I’ve not seen a Harrison Ford movie since ‘The Fugitive’ from 1993.
Really.
18. I’ve seen no ‘Star Trek’ movies without Ricardo Montalban.
19. I’ve not seen the musical ‘Chicago’ though I’d like to see it some day.
20. For the exception of ‘The Fugitive,’ I’ve not seen a movie based on a TV show or SNL skit.
21. I’ve not seen ‘Titanic’ because I knew how it ended. Some reason I did not see ‘Apollo 13.’
22. ‘American Beauty.’ I wanted to see this movie, I just never got around to seeing it.
23. ‘The Boondock Saints.’ - I’ve stomached about 20 minutes of this movie. However, I’ve seen the documentary about the filmmaker who created this film several times as it really is fascinating. Whenever I see people with tattoos inspired by this movie or who cite this as one of their favorites, I choke a little bit.
24. ‘The Matrix.’ Never saw any of those movies.
25. I don’t look at ‘Torture Porn’ like ‘Saw’ or ‘The Human Centipede’ or ‘August Underground’ and truthfully wonder how hard-up for cash an actor needs to be to even be in those kind of movies?
26. Bonus. I’ve not seen a movie with John Travalta in it since ‘Look Who’s Talking’ in 1989. Though I’ve seen all his old movies from the 70s and genuinely love them.
Confession: I almost never go to the movies and when I do, it’s to see some small independent, a foreign film, a documentary or a classic that’s playing at some art house somewhere. There have been years where I’ve not seen a single movie nominated for Best Picture but I’ll have already consumed ever documentary and foreign film nominated that year. (How pretentious is that?) My favorite era of movies is pre-‘Star Wars’ 1970s when movies were more realistic and character-driven and my favorite movie of all-time is a film from Norway called ‘Reprise.’
Since I don’t always like the process of going to the movies, (overpriced food, talkative crowds, cell phones and wristwatches going off,) I don’t really make an effort to see every film that captures my interest. There are so many movies I’ve wanted to see, simply I never got around to seeing them because I never made it to the theater and I don’t own a TV either.
In case you’re wondering, I go through about a book a week and never more than a few hours without journaling.
25 Movies I’ve Never Seen
By Ezekiel Tyrus
1. I’ve not seen a Superhero movie since 1989. Did you know Michael Keaton is no longer Batman?
2. The only Tarantino film I’ve seen is ‘Jackie Brown.’ I’ve not seen ‘Pulp Fiction’ in its entirety. I’ve seen part of ‘Reservoir Dogs’ but not a single scene of any other film directed by Tarantino.
3. I’ve never seen a single movie with Angelina Jolie in it. I hear she’s good.
4. ‘Mrs. Doubtfire.’ I hear there’s going to be a sequel. I’m not trying to be a bleeding-heart but with young people dealing with transgender issues, are ‘Men-in-Drag’ films even funny anymore?
5. ‘Jerry Maguire’ -Never saw it but know the expressions, “You had me at hello,” and “Show me the money,” come from this movie. Truthfully, I’ve not seen a movie with Tom Cruise in it since ‘The Firm’ in 1993! I’d like to see ‘Magnolia’ some day.
6. ‘Almost Famous.’ However, I’d really like to see this movie. I like Cameron Crowe and consider ‘Singles’ one of my all-time favorites.
7. I’ve not seen a ‘Star Wars’ movie since 1983 when the Jedi Knights returned and liberated a planet run by shih tzu’s the size of human dwarves. (Why are these movies so important to my Generation again? The muppets? The Light Sabers?)
8. ‘Avatar.’ Didn’t see it. Not my cup of tea.
9. The only Will Smith movie I’ve ever seen is ‘Bad Boys 2,’ and that’s only because I had to for some comedy project I was a part of. Really.
10. The only Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I’ve ever seen is ‘Conan the Barbarian’ and if my family didn’t have HBO when I was a kid, I’d never have seen that. I recall thinking, “This is good but not as good as ‘Beastmaster.’”
11. Never seen a Will Farrell movie but I’ve seen an Adam Sandler film.
12. Jurassic Park. Or its sequels.
13. No Michael Bay movies except for ‘Bad Boys 2.”
14. ‘Good Will Hunting.’ I heard it’s good.
15. ‘The Bourne Identity.’ The only movies I’ve seen with Matt Damon are ‘True Grit,’ and ‘Ocean’s 11.’
16. The only movie I’ve ever seen with Bruce Willis in it all the way through is the very first ‘Die Hard.’ Seriously, I’ve not seen a single other movie of his except for part of ‘Pulp Fiction.’
17. I’ve not seen a Harrison Ford movie since ‘The Fugitive’ from 1993.
Really.
18. I’ve seen no ‘Star Trek’ movies without Ricardo Montalban.
19. I’ve not seen the musical ‘Chicago’ though I’d like to see it some day.
20. For the exception of ‘The Fugitive,’ I’ve not seen a movie based on a TV show or SNL skit.
21. I’ve not seen ‘Titanic’ because I knew how it ended. Some reason I did not see ‘Apollo 13.’
22. ‘American Beauty.’ I wanted to see this movie, I just never got around to seeing it.
23. ‘The Boondock Saints.’ - I’ve stomached about 20 minutes of this movie. However, I’ve seen the documentary about the filmmaker who created this film several times as it really is fascinating. Whenever I see people with tattoos inspired by this movie or who cite this as one of their favorites, I choke a little bit.
24. ‘The Matrix.’ Never saw any of those movies.
25. I don’t look at ‘Torture Porn’ like ‘Saw’ or ‘The Human Centipede’ or ‘August Underground’ and truthfully wonder how hard-up for cash an actor needs to be to even be in those kind of movies?
26. Bonus. I’ve not seen a movie with John Travalta in it since ‘Look Who’s Talking’ in 1989. Though I’ve seen all his old movies from the 70s and genuinely love them.
Confession: I almost never go to the movies and when I do, it’s to see some small independent, a foreign film, a documentary or a classic that’s playing at some art house somewhere. There have been years where I’ve not seen a single movie nominated for Best Picture but I’ll have already consumed ever documentary and foreign film nominated that year. (How pretentious is that?) My favorite era of movies is pre-‘Star Wars’ 1970s when movies were more realistic and character-driven and my favorite movie of all-time is a film from Norway called ‘Reprise.’
Since I don’t always like the process of going to the movies, (overpriced food, talkative crowds, cell phones and wristwatches going off,) I don’t really make an effort to see every film that captures my interest. There are so many movies I’ve wanted to see, simply I never got around to seeing them because I never made it to the theater and I don’t own a TV either.
In case you’re wondering, I go through about a book a week and never more than a few hours without journaling.
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