Charlie Chaplin had a big dick.

Charlie Chaplin had a big dick. Ezekiel Tyrus.
Charlie Chaplin had a big dick.

Whenever he was mentally blocked on set, feeling indecisive, trying to conjure up a creative thought, he’d pull a female film extra to blow him, reasoning the subsequent relaxation one experiences while receiving oral sex would unclutter his mind, ergo an idea would be born.

Could I get a blowjob whenever I get writer’s block?

Mentioning this to my girlfriend who I lived with last year, she looked back at me amused and said, “Get back to your writing.”

Seeing a picture of The Little Tramp at age 27 sans character make-up, I’m struck by how handsome Charlie Chaplin was with dark Romani features and thick curly hair.

Mentioning this to the same girlfriend, she said, “Well then find me a hot 20something gypsy with a big dick and a successful movie career and maybe I’ll go blow him.”

-Ezekiel Tyrus.
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Published on May 13, 2014 13:22
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