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October 20, 2013
Keanu Reeves - Ask Me Almost Anything
So Keanu did an IAMA on reddit and he says “you know” and “mmm” a lot and it’s kind of the cutest thing ever.
I have a deep and abiding and sincere appreciation for Keanu. It helps that he is fine as hell.
October 17, 2013
deadmau5 feat. Chris James - The Veldt
deadmau5 “album title goes here”: Download at iTunes: http://smarturl.it/albumtitlegoeshere Buy a physical copy: http://smarturl.it/atgh-physical allright, h…
Today has been an excellent productive and beautiful day! I have gotten things done that I’ve been putting off for months! The sun is shining and it could still be summer. I love summer. And skimpy sundresses.
Here, y’all. Have a happy sounding song based on a creepy Ray Bradbury short story.
superawesomeallie:
Allie’s dad was away for over a week...


Allie’s dad was away for over a week fighting a wildfire. He is back and I am washing his gear. Allie couldn’t resist snoozing on his smelly clothes!
this is the most precious precious thing oh my god.
look at how curled up she is!
swoooon.
The Softer Side of Pit Bulls
"I don’t really blame you for being dead but you can’t have your sweater back."
- Richard Siken, Straw House, Straw Dog
October 15, 2013
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Gay Men Are Not Collectible Dolls And We Don't Owe You A "Gay BF" Stereotype
Shockingly, people are upset that I’m not the gay best friend of their dreams.
October 10, 2013
We Floridans protest the government shut down on...

We Floridans protest the government shut down on motherfuckin’ BOATS, just as dread lord Cthulhu intended.
(Shh, yes, this is on the Everglades and not the ocean. Shhh.)
October 7, 2013
At the end of yoga class, simmering gently in sweat and enlightenment, the students are silent. The...
At the end of yoga class, simmering gently in sweat and enlightenment, the students are silent. The substitute teacher asks,
"Since we have some time together in the next few weeks, is there anything you would like to focus on specifically for your practice?"
Her voice is smooth and serene and free of judgement. The class is smooth and serene and free of specific desires.
"Anything?" the teacher asks again, tenderly broadcasting tranquility and unity.
"Uh," I say, "I’ve always wanted to learn crow pose because it looks badass as fu—very badass."
Silence.
"That is a valid reason," the teacher says eventually.
"Sweet."
I continue to attend class.
October 5, 2013
October 3, 2013
So I made this instead of sleeping, because yes. It was 3 AM.

So I made this instead of sleeping, because yes. It was 3 AM.
STUFF IS HAPPENING
My plan is to update this manually when I post something important to tumblr.
Some things are about to happen. Hello, hello. ...more
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