Stephen Colegrove's Blog, page 7
July 1, 2014
America So Laxy
American kids are lazy and mean, and make fun of me when my back is turned. This happens more frequently than you would expect, because anytime I see a child, I […]
June 23, 2014
Top Pet Peeves That I Hate
My dream of becoming a lingerie model slash astronaut will never come true, but my other dream of making fun of people is in full bloom. If you’re wondering why […]
June 18, 2014
The Spaceman is Free
The Amish Spaceman is FREE until June 20th on Amazon. Download it! Amazon link to free download The Amish Spaceman stars Dean Cook, who is one-sixteenth Cherokee, eleven-sixteenths failed motivational speaker, […]
June 16, 2014
The Amish Spaceman is Free June 16-20
The Amish Spaceman is FREE for five days, June 16th to 20th, and available on Amazon. Download it! Saying you don’t know what the Internet is won’t fly this time, grandma, […]
June 13, 2014
Freitag der dreizehnte!
I don’t believe in superstitions apart from spilling salt, knocking on wood, 666, black cats, opening umbrella indoors, picking up pennies, walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, crossing my fingers, snapping a […]
June 9, 2014
Rik Mayall, 1958-2014. Rest in Peace.
Today is a very sad day. One of the brightest comedians of our generation has passed away at his home in London. Take some time to reflect upon his genius with […]
June 8, 2014
Sexy Amish Women
Nothing on this site has received more hits and garnered more attention than my Valentine post on “sexy Amish women.” I’m not even joking about this. Is it really that lonely in Pennsylvania […]
June 5, 2014
Rejected Book Covers for The Roman Spaceman
The worker bees (they don’t like to be called elves) spent hours in Microsoft Paint and sifted through dozens of royalty-free images to come up with the stunning cover of […]
June 4, 2014
The Roman Spaceman Launch!
The Roman Spaceman is now available at Amazon and on all Kindle-supported devices for $2.99. Purchase now and receive the Extra Special Limited Edition cover! (Next month the cover will […]
June 3, 2014
Roman Spaceman: The Soundtrack
My next book, The Roman Spaceman, will be released tomorrow. The soundtrack is a perfect accompaniment to reading the book, waiting at the ophthalmologist’s, or visiting the local funeral parlor. “Mambo […]
