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September 1, 2016

Empire of the Space Cats now available!

The second book in the Amy Armstrong series, Empire of the Space Cats, is now available at Amazon in ebook format for $2.99. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L4UGVMK In Empire of the Space Cats, […]
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Published on September 01, 2016 10:08

August 27, 2016

Empire of the Space Cats

The second book in the Amy Armstrong series is now available for pre-order at Amazon. Only $2.99 for the ebook! Amy and her friends explore the inside of the strange […]
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Published on August 27, 2016 22:50

August 3, 2016

The Girl Who Stole A Planet Now Available!

Jeff Bezos agreed to publish my book, and he’s smarter and better-looking than the three point five people reading this post (per the Constitution, ducks are only half a people). […]
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Published on August 03, 2016 23:43

July 31, 2016

Gotta Catch-22 ‘Em All

I’ve never told anyone this, but I’m a victim of child abuse. When mother lets me walk to the drug store, I never fail to meet a handful of nine […]
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Published on July 31, 2016 20:03

Gotta Catch-22 Them All

I’ve never told anyone this, but I’m a victim of child abuse. When mother lets me walk to the drug store, I never fail to meet a handful of nine […]
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Published on July 31, 2016 20:03

June 29, 2016

Your Vote is Needed — The Debut of a New Series

Kindle Scout is American Idol for writers. My newest book, The Girl Who Stole A Planet, is now part of the program, and for the next 30 days, you can […]
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Published on June 29, 2016 12:22

May 2, 2016

Emergency Ice Cream Delivery

Ever since the King of America declared that eating ice cream is a fundamental human right, my frozen treat business has more headaches than a woodpecker without his helmet. You’d […]
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Published on May 02, 2016 17:19

April 20, 2016

All I Got From Paris Was Fleas

Mother went on a howling tirade last week after I found her stash of “liquid medicine” in the conservatory, made “Molotov cocktails” and threw them all at the “cat.” As […]
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Published on April 20, 2016 06:10

February 13, 2016

Sexy Amish Girls: The Reckoning

Father ran away from home at the tender age of thirty-two, after mother left the ziti on the stove too long. Not counting that stain on the couch, he left my […]
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Published on February 13, 2016 15:55

January 2, 2016

Best New Year with Amish Cheerleaders and Crap

Mother said I couldn’t walk downtown to watch the fireworks on New Year’s Eve because I might get jumped by Mexicans and sold to a Juarez cat house, but she […]
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Published on January 02, 2016 11:04