Stephen Colegrove's Blog, page 3
November 19, 2017
A Girl Called Badger FREE for five days
If you like science fiction and like girls, especially ones that have nicknames of furry mammals, then you’ll love A Girl Called Badger. It’s free to download on Amazon from […]
November 3, 2017
Dank Meme, Marching Dragon
Yesterday, I heard a noise like a hundred cats being strangled in the back of a moving van that was driving down the highway constantly blowing the air horn. I […]
September 12, 2017
Girl Who Stole A Planet Free Sept. 12-17
The Girl Who Stole A Planet is free on Amazon. Download it and check out a great story! Also, the sequel, Empire of the Space Cats, is discounted during the […]
April 25, 2017
Fair-trade Underwear and Cruelty-free Gussets
This whole “fair-trade” and “cruelty-free” issue has been popping off since last week, when I came back from Neiman-Marcus with a gorgeous, puffy pink chiffon dress still on the hanger. I […]
February 12, 2017
Have a Berry Mary Valentine!
Despite the fact that Valentine’s Day is banned in every Muslim country, all 47,061 states in America, and the Vatican, this cherished holiday has always been celebrated in the little village where […]
February 4, 2017
Three Free Books on Valentine’s Day!
Against my better judgement and the advice of my accountant, my lawyer (and his lawyer), but most importantly––the cat-–I have decided to provide two free ebooks during the national holiday […]
November 10, 2016
Paperback of SpaceBook Awakens now available
The physical version of “SpaceBook Awakens” is now available at Amazon for $11.99. Thousands of trees gave their lives for each copy, so have some respect, okay? SpaceBook Awakens $11.99 
October 30, 2016
SpaceBook Awakens Now Available!
The third book in the Amy Armstrong series is now available in ebook format. SpaceBook Awakens follows Amy as she is separated from her friends in 1912 California, where she […]
October 4, 2016
The Lady Doth Protest
Mother says it’s unladylike to raise my voice, but when I tell her I’m not a lady, she locks me in the laundry room for three days with only a […]
September 9, 2016
Self-Published Author Refuses to Stand for National Anthem; World Still Turns
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA, EARTH, September 9, 2016––A self-acclaimed, self-published author disturbed several passing mallards and caused an elderly Corgi to become dispeptic today, by refusing to stand as the Star-Spangled […]
