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March 3, 2013
Read an e-book week
Hey, it’s read an e-book week and I happen to have quite a few of them on offer. As an extra incentive, all my titles on Smashwords are 50% off this week. Smashwords sells every kind of file type imaginable, so no e-reader should feel left out.
Be sure to use this coupon code on check-out: REW50 (otherwise you won’t get the discount). This promotion runs until Saturday 9 March and did I say all my titles are 50% off? 
Happy e-book week!
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March 2, 2013
Sneak Peek Sunday: High Rise Novella Four
How about a sneak peek from the currently still untitled High Rise Novella Four? (Small side note: this is a snippet from a work in progress and may not make the final cut.)
When someone is about to slip their finger inside of you it hardly matters that they’re more than a decade younger. When someone has you panting at their fingertips just because of the bright blue stare of their eyes, their emotional maturity is not really a factor.
Isabella knew she was smitten. She’d known it all along. She wasn’t the forgive-and-forget kind though. She’d meant what she said earlier. Neither one of them should get their hopes up too high, but first, before she allowed the cold, hard facts to reign again, she had a climax to receive.
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February 28, 2013
The hottest women on my TV
The new 2013 TV season regularly leaves me drooling in front of the screen. So much hotness! Time for an update since I blogged about my Fall TV top 5. This one is a countdown.
5. Sonja Sohn
Sadly, I have to start this hotness countdown with an In Memorian. Whoever’s ludicrous idea it was to fire Det. Baker from Body of Proof should surely get fired as well. Some shows you watch because they’re really good, others you watch for the hot women (ideally, you’d watch a show for both, but hey, you can’t always have it all) and I’m not ashamed to admit that Det. Baker was the only reason I watched Body of Proof. (I still watch it now because the wife has a TV crush on Dana Delaney. A long term relationship = give and take.) Bye Det. Baker, your gravelly voice, icy stare and tight pants suits will be missed.
4. Maggie Grace
All the women on Californication always look so glossy and good. Maggie Grace’s endless legs alone are reason enough for me to have booked a ticket to L.A. to go investigate what it is they put in the Californian water. (P.S. I do not realistically expect to return from my west coast trip with longer legs, although it would be a plus.)
3. Anna Silk
The pout, the eyes and the bisexual succubus powers, oh Bo Dennis, where have you been all my life? If you’re not watching Lost Girl yet, I suggest you start now. It’s funny, entertaining and the lesbian couple actually has sex on this show. It’s a win-win-win situation.
2. Kristin Lehman
This photo does not do justice to Det. Angie Flynn’s glorious smile, but the internet disappointed me and I couldn’t find a better one. Either way, whoever dresses Kristin Lehman on Motive should get twenty thousand costume Emmies and lesbian honorary rights for life. Seriously, despite knowing full well it wouldn’t look nearly as good on me, I want Det. Flynn’s wardrobe.
1. Robin Wright
The wife and I are both in a puddle after every episode of House of Cards. Not only is it the best TV show I’ve seen in a while, but Robin Wright looks so incredibly stunning in it, it should come with a serious hotness warning. Between the hair, the neck, the tight blouses and the manipulative evilness of her character, we never really stood a chance.
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February 26, 2013
Hump Day Hook: Bar Service
For my first Hump Day Hook I’m posting a paragraph from my newly released short story Bar Service.
When her boss went out for a smoke, Mimi craned her head towards me. “Say yes to everything she asks,” she whispered, “and you’ll have the time of your life.”
My mouth went a little dry and there was that itch between my legs again. I wasn’t naturally submissive, but for a woman like Veronica I’d gladly make an exception.
The clinking of heels on the wooden floor announced Veronica’s return. She chose the stool right next to me and pivoted towards me.
“We could sit here and make conversation, but I’m not much of a talker.”
I was enthralled by the glossy redness of her lips. I wondered what they would taste like and speculated if she would let me chew them—probably not.
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New Release: Bar Service
It’s raining new releases lately, but that can only be a good thing. I finally feel as if 2013 is taking off properly. After I’ve finished the High Rise series, I plan to release many more of these short and naughty stories. They’re almost guilty pleasures, really (and I love them).
Blurb
Marie has had her eye on seductive bar owner Veronica for a while. After waiting patiently for Veronica to make a move, she gets invited upstairs, where all her wishes are more than granted.
Excerpt
“Rule number one.” She spread her long legs and crossed her arms in front of her chest. “Don’t touch me.”
Despite the effortless authority with which she delivered it, this rule confused me. I silently agreed anyway.
“Number two.” She uncrossed her arms and brought a crimson-nailed finger to the edge of my chin. “I’m in charge.” She lifted my chin skyward with a flick of her finger. “Understood?”
“Sure,” I began. “But isn’t—”
She moved her finger to my lips and I smelled a faint whiff of tobacco on it. “I’m not really one for pillow talk either.” She pinned her eyes on me and I blinked once in agreement. I thought it a good idea to follow Mimi’s advice. Veronica let her finger slip off my chin and I already missed her touch.
“Come on.” She grabbed hold of my dangling hand and pulled me towards a closed door. Dungeon or bedroom?
Bar Service is available from these retailers. More should follow soon.
- Amazon US
- Amazon UK
- Amazon DE
- Amazon CA
- Smashwords
- Kobo
- Rainbow eBooks
- All Romance
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February 23, 2013
Sneak Peek Sunday: No Ordinary Love
Here’s another sneak peek from No Ordinary Love (which you can still get for FREE until Tuesday!)
Maddie squirted some oil into her hand and warmed it between her palms. Alex looked as good as ready to doze off, but Maddie had other plans. Alex should know better by now than to offer her naked body on a silver platter like this and not be faced with consequences. Lust drummed in Maddie’s veins at the sight of Alex’s smooth shoulders, toned back, and perfectly arched bottom. What was a reconciliation without make up sex anyway? She’d taken her clothes off while Alex was already planted firmly on her belly, her head buried in the pillows. She’d start the massage with her hands, but planned to use other body parts to finish.
“Aah,” Alex moaned at the first contact of Maddie’s hand with the skin of her shoulders. Maddie let her fingers slide over them gently, as if reacquainting herself with Alex’s flesh.
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February 22, 2013
New Release: No Ordinary Love (High Rise Novella Three)
Oh hello, No Ordinary Love is out already (just in time for the weekend) and… as usual, you can grab a free copy for your Kindle (or the Kindle app on your iphone, ipad, computer etc.) for the next five days. Yay!
Here’s the blurb:
Hot fitness instructor Alex and posh banker Maddie are enjoying the delicious early stages of their love affair, until Alex’s ex-girlfriend Rita re-enters the scene. Adamant to win Alex back, Rita begs for forgiveness, leaving Alex torn between the past and the future.
And here are the download links:
Amazon US
Amazon UK
Amazon DE
Amazon CA
Amazon FR
Amazon IT
Amazon ES
Maddie and Alex will of course make another appearance in High Rise Novella Four, but No Ordinary Love wraps up their story. If you need a reminder of what happened to Maddie and Alex before, Fool for Love is also FREE for the next two days. Here are the download links:
Amazon US
Amazon UK
Amazon DE
Amazon CA
Amazon FR
Amazon IT
Amazon ES
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February 19, 2013
Sneak Peek: No Ordinary Love
No Ordinary Love (High Rise Novella Three) will be out early next week. A little later than expected, but, to make up for that, I’m posting the first chapter (and it’s a saucy one).
The focus in No Ordinary Love is back on Maddie and Alex from Fool for Love.
Here’s the blurb
Hot fitness instructor Alex and posh banker Maddie are enjoying the delicious early stages of their love affair, until Alex’s ex-girlfriend Rita re-enters the scene. Adamant to win Alex back, Rita begs for forgiveness, leaving Alex torn between the past and the future.
And here is the first chapter
Alex lay with her hands cuffed to the railing of Maddie’s bed. The cuffs were lined with fur, but still cut into Alex’s flesh every time she moved.
She had scratches on her back, her buttocks, and a whole maze of them healing on her shoulders. Maddie always had that little extra to give when it came to Alex’s shoulders. Her nails dug a little deeper and her moans grew higher whenever Alex flexed her shoulder muscles.
Her shoulders, no matter how strong, were quite useless now though. So were her legs, tied around the ankle to the foot end of the bed with two of Maddie’s Hermès scarves.
Alex was totally at Maddie’s mercy and she wouldn’t want it any other way.
Maddie’s gaze hovering over her naked, helpless flesh was enough to cause a wild throbbing in Alex’s clit. But Maddie wasn’t just using her eyes. She’d unearthed a short leather whip from the box under the bed where she kept all her valuables—as she called them—and traced it along Alex’s abs. Alex’s abs could take a lot of things, gentle teasing with what looked like a riding crop was not one of them. She squirmed under the touch of the leather and the more she squirmed the more Maddie loved it.
As usual, Maddie had undressed Alex with no intention of shedding her own clothes. She still wore her work outfit, a grey Ralph Lauren pencil skirt topped with a black pin-striped blouse that looked a little too tight for comfort at the office. Maddie’s blond hair was tied together at the back of her head and, no doubt for effect, she hadn’t taken off her dark-rimmed reading glasses. It was working.
The room was silent except for the soft swish of the whip as it glided along Alex’s flesh and the ragged sound of Alex’s breath, which escaped her at quickening intervals.
Maddie kneeled between Alex’s legs, her face sporting that wicked smirk she only ever displayed in the bedroom. They’d only been dating a few weeks but Alex always knew the score when she spotted the bedroom smirk.
It was hard to notice the emotion in Maddie’s eyes while they were protected by glasses, but Alex could see plenty of passion displayed in the way Maddie’s mouth twitched upwards as she dragged the tip of the whip over Alex’s breasts. Maddie’s nipples had grown so stiff they pointed through the fabric of her bra and blouse.
For the first time that night Maddie cracked the whip, right next to Alex’s left nipple. Alex let out a tiny gasp, loud enough to encourage Maddie to repeat the action, but controlled enough to not let her experience too much satisfaction. From the outside Maddie may have appeared completely in charge, but they both understood this game was a two-way street.
Maddie treated Alex’s right breast to the same sensation, but added more power to her action. She trailed the whip between Alex’s breasts, down to her belly and over her belly button to her upper thighs. A few quick snaps on each thigh, on that delicate spot just below her entrance, and Alex was lost.
A rapid succession of whip lashes on her nipples and outer thighs reduced Alex to a puddle of desire at Maddie’s mercy. Then Maddie positioned the whip between her legs again. She traced it through the moistness gathering there, slowly but with such menace it made Alex shiver in her skin.
Maddie flicked the whip twice right on Alex’s clit. Alex arched her back and the cuffs bit into the tender flesh of her wrists. The whip circled her pussy before coming down hard on her blood-shot lips. Wetness trickled between Alex’s legs and suddenly the whip was gone.
Maddie removed her glasses, slowly unbuttoned her blouse, slid out of her skirt and sat in front of Alex clad only in a black lace bra and matching panties. Unlike Alex, Maddie always dressed to impress.
Her light blue eyes peered into Alex’s. She didn’t move a muscle for several seconds, just staring at Alex, her unflinching glare setting Alex’s skin on fire.
Maddie had said it out loud enough for Alex to guess what she was thinking—that her body was a work of art. That marble statues should be carved to its likeness. That it should never be allowed to be covered by more than a tank top and boy shorts, and only if strictly necessary.
She had that ravaging expression on her face, her lips pursed together in a tight line and her eyes scanning prey.
Alex lay there panting, immobile and impatiently waiting for what was to come. She fiercely hoped Maddie would undo her bra and reveal her creamy white breasts and tiny nipples. They stood high, the pink buds of her nipples always pointing upwards, and Alex couldn’t wait for one of them to coast along her lips.
Her prayers were answered as Maddie brought her hands behind her back to unclasp her bra. Alex inhaled sharply, her entire body pulsing with want. Foreplay between them wasn’t always so unconventional, but either way, she was ready for the more advanced action to begin.
Maddie’s breasts tumbled out of her bra. She slipped it off her shoulders and threw it behind her onto the floor. Maddie’s gestures always had a flare for the dramatic, while it was Alex who was supposed to have fiery Mediterranean blood running through her veins.
Alex checked, if by any chance, the cuffs holding her wrists in place hadn’t come loose so she could cup Maddie’s divine breasts—they fit so snugly in her hands. She wanted to roll Maddie’s nipples between her fingers and pinch hard. Maddie could take as good as she could give. The cuffs held and Alex could tell her struggle with them—and the consequent flexing of her bicep—excited Maddie. She was fast to discard her underwear and position herself on all fours, hovering over Alex, her breasts inching close to Alex’s wanting mouth.
Maddie traced her lips over Alex’s collarbone, not quite kissing and not quite touching, blowing air on her skin until all the hairs on it reached skyward.
Her lips trailed down, only briefly stopping at Alex’s nipples to lick them into even stiffer buttons. She blew air on Alex’s inner thighs and pussy lips—hot moist air driving Alex crazy.
The only body part, apart from her head, that Alex could manoeuvre was her pelvis and she thrust it in the direction of Maddie’s teasing mouth.
While digging her fingers into Alex’s abs, Maddie flicked her tongue where the whip had done the same earlier. Short, quick snaps of her tongue skated across Alex’s lips and Alex eased into it, relaxing, knowing it was only a matter of minutes now.
When Maddie’s tongue found Alex’s clit and circled it, she buried her nails in the muscles of Alex’s belly, causing Alex to expel a loud moan. It wasn’t the first time Maddie did it, but the effect it had on Alex still surprised her. Desire mingling with pain. Pleasure blending with lust. Alex was no stranger to it all—Rita had made sure of that—but a new lover always brings new tricks to the table, and Maddie certainly knew what she was doing.
Maddie sucked Alex’s clit into her mouth and let her tongue dance over it. Exquisite sensations slammed into Alex, starting at her core and spreading through her well-kept muscles at lightning speed. Maddie kept working on the sensitive bud between Alex’s legs, letting her tongue alternate between circling Alex’s clit and lapping at her lips.
Shackled and bound, the sensation hit Alex twice as hard and when Maddie traced one hand from Alex’s abs to between her legs and pushed the tip of her finger in, Alex couldn’t stifle a scream.
Just like that, Maddie was inside of her while licking her, and the trembling started. For all the control Alex issued over her muscles in her daily life, they were useless when it came to this. Shaking and contracting of their own volition, leaving Alex spent in a matter of seconds.
Maddie added another finger and upped the pace of her tongue. Alex held on to the railing of the bed and shoved her heels into the mattress as the climax engulfed her. She felt the walls of her pussy clench around Maddie’s fingers, again and again, as she rode out her orgasm and Maddie’s tongue bestowed a few more strokes on her clit.
After slowly pulling her fingers out, and wiping Alex’s juices off her lips, Maddie was quick to loosen Alex’s restraints. She untied the scarves and unlocked the cuffs and poured her hot limbs over Alex’s shivering body. Taking advantage of experiencing freedom of motion again, Alex curled her arms around Maddie’s neck and drew her close.
“You can whip me any time,” she whispered in Maddie’s ear.
“I intend to,” Maddie replied and bit into her earlobe.
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February 18, 2013
Smut by the Sea
The lovely Victoria Blisse is organising a sexy event in Scarborough and now is the time to get your tickets at a 25% discount.
Special Smut by the Sea offer for Valentine’s Day and beyond!
It’s recently been Valentine’s day and we all looked for something special to give to our loved ones. Sometimes though Valentine’s gifts last for no time at all, flowers wilt, chocolates get eaten, champagne drank. How about treating your other half to a great day out by the sea with extra added smutty fun?
Well, we’re offering Smut by the Sea tickets for £7.50 from now until 25st February 2013. This is a 25% off the usual price. This ticket will get you in to the Smut by the Sea Book launch with free nibbles and a glass of something bubbly plus readings that will get you in the mood for some seaside good loving.
Smut by the Sea takes place on the 22nd June at Scarborough Library. The event runs all day with readings and an erotic marketplace during the day (10am-4pm), featuring top authors like KD Grace, Janine Ashbless, Victoria Blisse, Lucy Felthouse, Tabitha Rayne, Lexie Bay, Slave Nano and Ruby Kiddell. And then the evening will showcase Smut by the Sea volumes 1&2 between 6-9 pm.
Pick up tickets for your beloved today and give a gift that will keep on giving! For more details check smutbythesea.co.uk and buy your tickets here >>
Here’s the blurb for Smut by the Sea Volume 1:
Light hearted, sexy fun by the sea is the theme of this erotic anthology, edited by Victoria Blisse and Lucy Felthouse.
From the sun soaked bays of Australia to the rainy coastal towns of England, Smut by the Sea has it all. Whatever your interpretation of naughty seaside fun, there’s something nestling between the covers for you. Surfer boys, sea creatures, pirates and the fairground abound in this exciting collection of stories from erotica’s finest authors.
P.S. Victoria is also one of the editors (along with the fabulous Lucy Felthouse) of Smut in the City, in which my short story Neighbours appears.
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February 16, 2013
Where I live
I’ve lived in Hong Kong for two and a half years and I still regularly fall in love with it all over again. You may think of Hong Kong as a concrete jungle, and while it does have a staggering amount of high rises, all concentrated on a tiny surface, three quarters of the territory is actually nature. But don’t take my word for it, here are some pictures.
This is what we see when we go hiking…
…the sea, tiny villages, endless green forests
And we have pretty beaches, too
And sometimes, when we hike in the mountains along the border, we can wave at our big sister China
You have to work (aka climb about a million rocky steps) for this view, but oh my, it is worth it
The other, greener, side of Hong Kong
I ♥ Hong Kong
P.S. Regular, more naughty blogging will resume next week.
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