Daniel Bailey's Blog, page 35
December 27, 2010
December 18, 2010
thanks to adam moorad for recommending the drunk sonnets ...
thanks to adam moorad for recommending the drunk sonnets on metazen's last minute christmas shopping guide.
unfortunately, the book is sold out over at the magic helicopter site.
fortunately, i have three copies left.
unfortunately, i will not be able to mail any of these copies, if ordered, before the new year.
fortunately, there will probably be a second print run soon.
unfortunately, the book is sold out over at the magic helicopter site.
fortunately, i have three copies left.
unfortunately, i will not be able to mail any of these copies, if ordered, before the new year.
fortunately, there will probably be a second print run soon.
Published on December 18, 2010 16:42
December 15, 2010
POEM MADE FROM THE FIRST LINE OF EVERY POEM IN THE DRUNK SONNETS
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY BUT DRUNK
BODIES FLOAT WITHOUT BALLAST
PRACTICALLY, I AM MAKING IT THROUGH LIFE
COME ON, YOU PEOPLE, EVERYTHING IS OK
WHERE IS MY LIFE, I THINK A DONE THING
MY BODY WANTS SOMETHING MORE THAN IT GETS
EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS SHAKING A LITTLE
I WANT TO LOVE BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW
I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE SILL ALIVE AND DOING WELL
THE AIRPORT IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO EXIST
MY DRUNK IS GOING AWAY AND IT'S A LITTLE HOT
WE ARE A GARBAGE BAG STUFFED WITH BOTTLES AND NO
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAYBE SAVE US NOW
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON EVER THEN HEY
NO ONE CAN BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THAT THING
TOMORROW I COULD BE A PLANT
I AM STILL NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU, NO
I AM GOING TO DRINK ALL THE BEER
I WANT TO BE A DICK TO SOMEONE SOMETIME
TONIGHT FEELS EXTREME LIKE HATE CRIMES
THIS BEER IS GOOD
I HAVE SO MUCH BEER TO DRINK TONIGHT
I AM PROBABLY GOING TO MASTURBATE TONIGHT
IF I AM NOT A HEART ATTACK
I WANT TO BE POOR FOREVER
I HAVE NOTHING REALLY INSIDE ME TO GIVE
IN THE FUTURE I DIED AND IT WAS FUN
LET'S HAVE A BABY PLEASE
ONE WAY TO THINK ABOUT DYING IS LIKE A HUG
I WISH I HAD A LOVE POEM TO WRITE
LISTENING TO LUKE HENLEY
I HATE THAT I NEED DEPRESSION TO FEEL LIKE MYSELF
I DON'T KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED
MY FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE GOES LIKE THIS:
IF WE WERE BOTH LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT
TRYING TO HELP ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IS TIRING
IF I THINK, OH! GOOD IDEA!
I'M SURE ALL THE HOSPITALS HAVE OPEN BEDS TONIGHT
I HAVE FOUR CLOSETS NOW
I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLED LIKED DUST
THIS IS MY LAST BEER OF THE NIGHT
IF I LOVE ANYONE NOW IT'S --- I DON'T KNOW
IN SOME WAYS I KNOW
THE MOON IS LIKE A BAYONET IN THE CHEST SOMETIMES
I'D LOVE TO PUNCH THROUGH YOUR HEART LIKE DRYWALL
GOD WHAT IS IT THAT DRAWS ME
I AM NOT HOPEFUL OF ANYTHING ANYMORE
YOU ALWAYS ASKED IF MY POEMS WERE ABOUT YOU
I WANT TO PUT MY FIST INSIDE YOUR CHEST
THIS ONE IS NOT ABOUT YOU
LET'S PLANT BUSHES IN OUR CHESTS
I HOPE ALL THE LOVE I'VE EVER FELT GETS RUPTURED
BODIES FLOAT WITHOUT BALLAST
PRACTICALLY, I AM MAKING IT THROUGH LIFE
COME ON, YOU PEOPLE, EVERYTHING IS OK
WHERE IS MY LIFE, I THINK A DONE THING
MY BODY WANTS SOMETHING MORE THAN IT GETS
EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS SHAKING A LITTLE
I WANT TO LOVE BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW
I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE SILL ALIVE AND DOING WELL
THE AIRPORT IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO EXIST
MY DRUNK IS GOING AWAY AND IT'S A LITTLE HOT
WE ARE A GARBAGE BAG STUFFED WITH BOTTLES AND NO
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAYBE SAVE US NOW
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON EVER THEN HEY
NO ONE CAN BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THAT THING
TOMORROW I COULD BE A PLANT
I AM STILL NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU, NO
I AM GOING TO DRINK ALL THE BEER
I WANT TO BE A DICK TO SOMEONE SOMETIME
TONIGHT FEELS EXTREME LIKE HATE CRIMES
THIS BEER IS GOOD
I HAVE SO MUCH BEER TO DRINK TONIGHT
I AM PROBABLY GOING TO MASTURBATE TONIGHT
IF I AM NOT A HEART ATTACK
I WANT TO BE POOR FOREVER
I HAVE NOTHING REALLY INSIDE ME TO GIVE
IN THE FUTURE I DIED AND IT WAS FUN
LET'S HAVE A BABY PLEASE
ONE WAY TO THINK ABOUT DYING IS LIKE A HUG
I WISH I HAD A LOVE POEM TO WRITE
LISTENING TO LUKE HENLEY
I HATE THAT I NEED DEPRESSION TO FEEL LIKE MYSELF
I DON'T KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED
MY FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE GOES LIKE THIS:
IF WE WERE BOTH LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT
TRYING TO HELP ANYONE WITH ANYTHING IS TIRING
IF I THINK, OH! GOOD IDEA!
I'M SURE ALL THE HOSPITALS HAVE OPEN BEDS TONIGHT
I HAVE FOUR CLOSETS NOW
I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELLED LIKED DUST
THIS IS MY LAST BEER OF THE NIGHT
IF I LOVE ANYONE NOW IT'S --- I DON'T KNOW
IN SOME WAYS I KNOW
THE MOON IS LIKE A BAYONET IN THE CHEST SOMETIMES
I'D LOVE TO PUNCH THROUGH YOUR HEART LIKE DRYWALL
GOD WHAT IS IT THAT DRAWS ME
I AM NOT HOPEFUL OF ANYTHING ANYMORE
YOU ALWAYS ASKED IF MY POEMS WERE ABOUT YOU
I WANT TO PUT MY FIST INSIDE YOUR CHEST
THIS ONE IS NOT ABOUT YOU
LET'S PLANT BUSHES IN OUR CHESTS
I HOPE ALL THE LOVE I'VE EVER FELT GETS RUPTURED
Published on December 15, 2010 00:12
December 8, 2010
dean young's heart
dean young needs a new heart, which you can help with. find info here.
i saw dean young walking around awp last year. he was by himself, and he was just walking around smiling. i wanted to say hello, but was too starstruck. seemed like a nice guy.
read sweetass dean young poems here.
this is not the dean young but a different dean young.
here is the dean young of who needs a new heart.
here are some things i wrote on my old blog a few years ago about dean young's first book DESIGN WITH X.
from october 7, 2008
from october 10, 2008
so there's that. design with x meant a lot to me at that point.
i think it's good to keep people alive.
i saw dean young walking around awp last year. he was by himself, and he was just walking around smiling. i wanted to say hello, but was too starstruck. seemed like a nice guy.
read sweetass dean young poems here.
this is not the dean young but a different dean young.
here is the dean young of who needs a new heart.
here are some things i wrote on my old blog a few years ago about dean young's first book DESIGN WITH X.
from october 7, 2008
i started reading DESIGN WITH X in my car while i waited for the interview yesterday and while i was drunk last night. it's good. it's all about the body and death and all these impossible things like how spiders can die so easy but humans are always trying to bring each other back to life. stuff like that.
sad death shit.
from october 10, 2008
i read the rest of dean young's DESIGN WITH X at the laundromat today. a lot in that book settled really well with me and i felt less alone. it seems like maybe dean young was going through similar things when he wrote it. i could be wrong.
i think dean young wrote similar things to what i have been writing in poems lately.
Now i love living by the sea,
how it takes part in its own obscurity,
how in its depths anything is possible
and the rot of anything, the debris.
How have I gotten here?
How can I go on or back or stay?
i think i may have ripped off that ending in august, before i had even read this book, except different parts of that are scattered over different poems.
there are better parts, i just opened to that page just now.
i plan on reading more dean young so i can see what else i may have ripped off.
DESIGN WITH X is less bizarre than later poems i've read by young. that's not a bad thing.
so there's that. design with x meant a lot to me at that point.
i think it's good to keep people alive.
Published on December 08, 2010 23:06
November 30, 2010
∞ as uttered by russell jones
why is ∞ the infinity symbol? shouldn't it just be a 0 or o. does it need the extra loop to comment on how complicated existence is or something stupid like that? to equate infinity with nothing seems more relevant. or to equate infinity with "o," an utterance of wonder or awe makes more sense.
this what i mean:
this what i mean:
Published on November 30, 2010 15:57
November 22, 2010
holiday light show
Published on November 22, 2010 12:38
November 17, 2010
November 15, 2010
permanent vacation, jim jarmusch, 1980
one of the more perfect uses of music i've seen in a film.
Published on November 15, 2010 00:59
November 14, 2010
awesome email i received this morning
Published on November 14, 2010 22:12
November 13, 2010
eccolinguistics
jared schickling, awesome dude and former poet in csu's mfa program, just made a call for submissions to a future project that seems both baffling and awesome. it's called eccolinguistics. send him some words, etc., or sign up to receive it.
Published on November 13, 2010 15:13