Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 347

I am not terribly familiar with the JLI characters but this fucking killed me

kittykatninja321:

I am not terribly familiar with the JLI characters but this fucking killed me

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma’s cats…

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma’s cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on m...

Cute little grump

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Cute little grump

I love that their answer is that Jimmy gets his suit pressed and dry cleaned on a daily basis rather…

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nitpickrider:

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nitpickrider:

I love that their answer is that Jimmy gets his suit pressed and dry cleaned on a daily basis rather than the absurd idea that he…owns more than one suit

Action Comics 311

I choose to believe his wardrobe is an endless rail of identical suits :D

Look, if I had the nuts to pull off a green plaid suitcoat and red polka dot bow tie I would be RIDING that shit until they put me in th...

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notglacier:

you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

are you SHITTING ME. This is one of those posts that makes you question your worldview a little bit, tbh

okay, not quite. not quite. but the truth is better.

the original tune is not this. the original tune is, however, ...

they put it on the historically inaccurate pirate fridge 💕

goosetooths:

they put it on the historically inaccurate pirate fridge 💕

It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus…

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It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus ad

“Milllenials! They say you can’t have it all. Well we’re here to say you can. You can have a stroke!”

I started smelling burnt toast in court this morning and was going through these symptom checks a little frantically when opposing counsel leaned over and hissed, “Are you smelling burnt toast or am I having a stroke?” and it turns out the court...

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California burger chain - Woody’s Smorgasburger

Should I be nervous that none of these actually explain what a Smogasburger IS?

Woody’s Smorgasburger is made to an old family recipe from this old family cookbook

From the library of Jurgen Leitner >.>

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