I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma’s cats…

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thefloralmenace:

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma’s cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on m...