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I can’t remember where I first heard it, but here’s a joke that’s lived rent free in my head for…

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I can’t remember where I first heard it, but here’s a joke that’s lived rent free in my head for years:

two friends, a Jew and a Christian, are talking about holiday customs.

the Jew says “on Rosh Hashanah, it’s traditional to blow the shofar 30 times”

the Christian looks at him awkwardly and says “wow. all we give our chauffeur on Christmas is a bottle of wine.”

shana tova everyone

Hell hath no fury like a Disney Adult scorned.

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Hell hath no fury like a Disney Adult scorned.

I know Starcruiser super fans who are boycotting Disney over this. STARCRUISER FANS. Do you know that crowd? Disney REALLY fucked up.

incredible to discover that disney adults have more of a spine than fucking potter adults but i’m here for it

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this is so funny, average yankee behaviour

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tamamita:

this is so funny, average yankee behaviour

Some rich guy in a power suit carrying the cross with support wheels is a perfect metaphor for the entire cult that is the evangelical church

Thinking about the homeschooling family who frequent my library and who pulled their teen son out of…

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Thinking about the homeschooling family who frequent my library and who pulled their teen son out of public school because they wouldn’t accommodate his learning disabilities. For context I am in the American South, that mythical land where the education system is so bad that it’s not anyone’s personal fault that they never learn anything, because they’re so helpless and stupid.

Anyway, they were doing basic math and reading and writing at home and had their standard curricu...

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i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

i’ve had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as “the monday…

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i’ve had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as “the monday that wouldn’t die” so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn’t die

An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of…

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An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of contraception.

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking…

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

That’s nothing. Check THIS shit out

WHAT THE HELL

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

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