I can’t remember where I first heard it, but here’s a joke that’s lived rent free in my head for…

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I can’t remember where I first heard it, but here’s a joke that’s lived rent free in my head for years:

two friends, a Jew and a Christian, are talking about holiday customs.

the Jew says “on Rosh Hashanah, it’s traditional to blow the shofar 30 times”

the Christian looks at him awkwardly and says “wow. all we give our chauffeur on Christmas is a bottle of wine.”

shana tova everyone