It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus…

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It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus ad

“Milllenials! They say you can’t have it all. Well we’re here to say you can. You can have a stroke!”

I started smelling burnt toast in court this morning and was going through these symptom checks a little frantically when opposing counsel leaned over and hissed, “Are you smelling burnt toast or am I having a stroke?” and it turns out the court...