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macklemore-fujisaki:nogoodturkey:there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the...

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

thecapslockbrony:luftblumen:malcolm-f-tucker:I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well...

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malcolm-f-tucker:

I wish people would stop saying“It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

I really needed this

I’m bringing this back for December to remind everyone.

You did no...

micdotcom:Grand jury chooses not to indict anyone in Sandra...

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Grand jury chooses not to indict anyone in Sandra Bland’s death

The grand jury has decided not to indict anyone in connection with the death of Sandra Bland, who was found dead inside a Texas jail cell in July, ABC 13 reports. Officers and jailers involved in the case avoided indictments. But the court proceedings aren’t over yet.

grinchfucker:fumbledeegrumble:argonauticae:i keep trying...

grinchfucker:

fumbledeegrumble:

argonauticae:

i keep trying to think of a snappy joke to make about michael buble’s cover of santa baby but i don’t think there’s any possible way to improve on this

Noel Homo.

#no ho ho homo(via @toulouselastartrek)

I don’t really like any of Buble’s Christmas songs but this one is actually, physically painful

smileyoureinheavennow:I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

sine–qua-non:sine–qua-non:In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by...

sine–qua-non:

sine–qua-non:

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginni...

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New comic! (link)

This week I am very happy to present a collaboration comic with my friend Chrissie, who has been generous in sharing with me her experiences of gender dynamics in a technical field, and then helping me craft them into a comic narrative.

Whenever I see Chrissie’s work I’m always impressed at the cool, creative things she does. When we were discussing this comic, she told me: “I find men persistentl...

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books-and-cookies:

alexbelvocal:

ultravioletnights:

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

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HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of t...

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My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are so...

Democratic Debate: "Hilary, I apologize for what my team did, and I hope we can put it behind us." "We all need to band together to address these issues." "I respect your opinion but I have to disagree."

Democratic Debate: "Hilary, I apologize for what my team did, and I hope we can put it behind us." "We all need to band together to address these issues." "I respect your opinion but I have to disagree."

GOP Debate: "TO NIGHT ON THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL DEBTE"-MACHINE GUN SOUNDS- "WHAT WILL DONALD TRUMP SAY NEXT????" -donald trump tips fedora- "M'exicans" -strobe montage of shocked faces of the other candidates- -jebb bush faints- -someone punches ben carson in the face- "DONALD YOUR OPINIONS...