Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2148
December 30, 2015
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the assassination of franz...
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i meanthere were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyani...
myotherpatronusisatardis:
Nose Boop
Wait is this real? When...
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Just today an...
December 29, 2015
Snow? In December??? What madness is this?!!?!
Snow? In December??? What madness is this?!!?!
My sister is going to draw fanart of some of my characters eeeeee
My sister is going to draw fanart of some of my characters eeeeee
magzneto:
”I’ve always been really supportive of lesbian, gay,...






”I’ve always been really supportive of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender rights, so that’s something that’s very close to my heart.”
nikaalexandra:
the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a...
the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.
writing is really hard (︿)
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fall-out-phan:
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT...
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK
ugh this. my husband is 30 and has NEVER had any alcohol. he has no desire to drink and everywhere we go people try to convince him to “JUST TRY IT!!” fucking leave him alone man
Just want to add: sometimes it’s not even just a preference (although that reason should be respe...
thesylverlining:
qnq:
This has gone through a whole lot of...

qnq:
This has gone through a whole lot of changes since I originally posted, so I wanted to throw the new version up~
@cemetery-prince more future home decor, y/y
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eg...
minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same
im not content with this content
i object to that object
I need to read what I read again
Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this
Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind
i hope you dont mind but you just fucked with my mind
fuck all of you
Can I record all of this for the record?
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