Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2156
December 17, 2015
If Earth had Saturn’s Rings
From an excellent post by Jason Davis
From Washington, D.C., the rings would only fill a portion of the sky, but appear striking nonetheless. Here, we see them at sunrise.
From Guatemala, only 14 degrees above the equator, the rings would begin to stretch across the horizon. Their reflected light would make the moon much brighter.
From Earth’s equator, Saturn’s rings would be viewed edge-on, appearing as a thin, bright line bisecting the sky.
At the March and September equi...
Me: *watches a TV show*
Muse: Ooh, let's write something like this!
Me: Okay.
Me: *reads a book*
Muse: Ooh, let's write something like this!
Me: Um, I haven't finished the other thing yet...
Muse: WRITE IT!!!
Me: Ugh, fine.
Me: *watches a movie*
Muse: Ooh, let's write something like this!
Me: I'm putting you in a box.
Muse: Cool! Let's write about that!
cannedviennasausage:
blasianxbri:
ghdos:
honeydewhearts:
20da...
Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.
BRUH
:O that was amazing
I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.
I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol
“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”
moongoer:
did-you-kno:
On July 10th, 1856, Nikola Tesla was...

On July 10th, 1856, Nikola Tesla was born at midnight during a lightning storm. The midwife thought the violent storm was a bad omen and declared he would be a child of darkness, to which his mother replied, “No. He will be a child of light.” Source
supamuthafuckinvillain:
tastefullyoffensive:
More of the Best...










More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets
Part OneThe last 3
The Mulan one’s kinda accurate though.
kittyneko-sama:
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
harperhug:
2heartgirl:
people without finals on...
people with finals on tumblr
People who are pretending they don’t have finals on Tumblr
People who arent in school anymore
IT GOT BETTER
vox-clamantis-in-deserto:
stylemic:
OH! You meant white men...









OH! You meant white men have started braiding their hair. Hey, maybe they should “look back.”not only that, but why ya gotta sound like men are “claiming” braids? honestly. racist and sexist, tch tch tch.
From
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Excuse me, sir, that is not a horse. It is clearly a giraffe.

Excuse me, sir, that is not a horse. It is clearly a giraffe.
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