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December 17, 2015

If Earth had Saturn’s Rings

just–space:

From an excellent post by Jason Davis

From Washington, D.C., the rings would only fill a portion of the sky, but appear striking nonetheless. Here, we see them at sunrise.

From Guatemala, only 14 degrees above the equator, the rings would begin to stretch across the horizon. Their reflected light would make the moon much brighter.

From Earth’s equator, Saturn’s rings would be viewed edge-on, appearing as a thin, bright line bisecting the sky.

At the March and September equi...

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Published on December 17, 2015 18:15

Me: *watches a TV show*

Me: *watches a TV show*
Muse: Ooh, let's write something like this!
Me: Okay.
Me: *reads a book*
Muse: Ooh, let's write something like this!
Me: Um, I haven't finished the other thing yet...
Muse: WRITE IT!!!
Me: Ugh, fine.
Me: *watches a movie*
Muse: Ooh, let's write something like this!
Me: I'm putting you in a box.
Muse: Cool! Let's write about that!
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Published on December 17, 2015 17:12

cannedviennasausage:

blasianxbri:

ghdos:

honeydewhearts:

20da...



cannedviennasausage:

blasianxbri:

ghdos:

honeydewhearts:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

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Published on December 17, 2015 17:07

moongoer:

did-you-kno:

On July 10th, 1856, Nikola Tesla was...



moongoer:

did-you-kno:

On July 10th, 1856, Nikola Tesla was born at midnight during a lightning storm. The midwife thought the violent storm was a bad omen and declared he would be a child of darkness, to which his mother replied, “No. He will be a child of light.” Source

#WHAT SORT OF BEDSIDE CONVERSATION IS THIS

#‘IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL’

#‘MA'AM IT IS A CHILD OF DARKNESS’

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Published on December 17, 2015 16:41

supamuthafuckinvillain:

tastefullyoffensive:

More of the Best...





















supamuthafuckinvillain:

tastefullyoffensive:

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets

Part One

The last 3

The Mulan one’s kinda accurate though.

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Published on December 17, 2015 16:35

kittyneko-sama:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

harperhug:

2heartgirl:

people without finals on...

kittyneko-sama:

people with finals on tumblr

People who are pretending they don’t have finals on Tumblr

People who arent in school anymore

IT GOT BETTER

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Published on December 17, 2015 16:31

vox-clamantis-in-deserto:

stylemic:

OH! You meant white men...



















vox-clamantis-in-deserto:

stylemic:

OH! You meant white men have started braiding their hair. Hey, maybe they should “look back.”

Follow stylemic, ht rosenfant

not only that, but why ya gotta sound like men are “claiming” braids? honestly. racist and sexist, tch tch tch.

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Published on December 17, 2015 16:29

From
12/17 through 12/31, get 50% off both of my novels, Jury’s...



From 12/17 through 12/31, get 50% off both of my novels, Jury’s Greatest Hits and A Sinner in San Diego!

Whether you want to hang out in 1980s England with a rock band that’s dysfunctional even by rock band standards or to chill out in San Diego with a group of case-cracking, wise-cracking spring breakers, you can now do so for half the price—but ONLY until the New Year, so head on over to Amazon or Smashwords, or visit my website, to get your copies today!

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Published on December 17, 2015 16:24

Excuse me, sir, that is not a horse.  It is clearly a giraffe.



Excuse me, sir, that is not a horse. It is clearly a giraffe.

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Published on December 17, 2015 07:29

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Published on December 17, 2015 07:28

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