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striders:i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and...

striders:

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:controlledeuphoria:pandavalkyrie:...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

controlledeuphoria:

pandavalkyrie:

currentsinbiology:

Aliens are probably involved.

America’s pungent corpse flowers are all mysteriously blooming at once

Botanists across the US are trying to figure out why so many titan arums – better known as corpse flowers – are blooming simultaneously around the country this year.

This is super weird, because there have only been 157 recorded blooms ever between 1889 and 2008. But this year in the US alone, at least seven...

Don't Call Yourself a Weeaboo

ttakooo21:

knuckle:

A Guide on the Word “Weeaboo”

Hello, you may be wondering why I have the text “If you’re not East Asian and call youself a weeaboo, don’t follow me” in my side bar. Here are a few quick disclaimers:

I am well aware that many people do it, especially in anime-related and related fandoms. If you have ever called yourself a weeaboo at some point in time that does not mean that you can never follow me or that I will never follow you.I follow people now who do it or have done...

aceromanoffs:transparent inspirational peggy for ur dashes...

aceromanoffs:

transparent inspirational peggy for ur dashes @marvel where the heck is all my cool lady merch why do i have to make it myself

( nat | steve | bucky | bucky cap | sam | peggy | tony | matt |redbubble )

thranduilland:unidentified-anon:priscillapricey:gryzio:d-...

thranduilland:

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

If I ever refer to you as "my dude", "bro", "bruh", et cetera, please know:

gwendolencorday:

1) I mean it in the most gender-neutral way possible.

2) I will stop if you ask, no judgement.

half-ace:reddurcs:pippinforthewin:solikerez:marsdaydream:...

half-ace:

reddurcs:

pippinforthewin:

solikerez:

marsdaydream:

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying tounbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies,only much, much bigge...

lesbian-lizards:jimmyfury:iskariotrising:PEOPLE ARE SO...

lesbian-lizards:

jimmyfury:

iskariotrising:

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.

People demand dog shamp...

schrodanger:rasec-wizzlbang:kuipernebula:dimsumcart:homor...

schrodanger:

rasec-wizzlbang:

kuipernebula:

dimsumcart:

homoriental:

why is this cracker the main character of a movie set in CHINA

full offense but fuck this white guy lmao

“1700 years to build. 5500 miles long. what were they trying to keep out?”

the huns. they were trying to keep out the huns. the huns were what were being kept out of china via the wall that china built. that great wall, which was built by china, was made to keep out the invaders, known as the huns. it was the hu...