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August 9, 2016
princess-of-lore:
mycheekyfinn:
official-nasa:
monilip:
dont-stop-runninggg:
knowledge is...
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
sirnotappearinginthisblog:
so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have...
so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek
August 8, 2016
waitwhatdidtheysay:
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Lin: [singing] “Nooooo ooooone...
A video posted by Walt Disney Animation Studios (@disneyanimation) on Aug 7, 2016 at 9:07am PDT
[captions]
Lin: [singing]“Nooooo ooooone fights like Gaston! Douses lights like Gaston!”
Dwayne: [singing along] “In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!”
Lin: [still singing] “As a specimen, yes, he’s intimidating! Oh my God that is The Rock!”
Dwayne: [singing]“Gaston!”
[Lin bursts out laughing]
I wasn’t going to unmute this and I am so glad I did.
JL members as tumblr memes
diana: facebook mom comments (including fb minion pictures)
clark: positive friendship memes (LMFAO = Loving My Friends A lot Of course)
hal: DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
barry: *shoving breadsticks into his bag* i have to go
arthur: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i
j'onn: chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.
vic: (hacker voice) IM IN
ollie: not all men
dinah: hoe dont do it
billy: a wholesome colle...
A Haiku
Take me down to Hai-
ku city where the grass is
green, and the dammitTHIS IS THE BEST
betterbemeta:
jenniferrpovey:
blue-and-confused:
My friend got annoyed at me yesterday that I...
My friend got annoyed at me yesterday that I included a disabled person in my D&D campaign because“magic could easily cure them!”
Seriously??? No. Not everything can be cured. Not everything SHOULD be cured.If I make a world with magic, you bet your ass there are going to be disabled people in it.
Am I going to have clerics that can cure all diseases and conditions, where everyone is able-bodied and neurotypical“because magic”?Hello no.
...
I don’t even like avocados but no absolutely no no no
I don’t even like avocados but no absolutely no no no
intj-confessions:
auditorycheesecakes:
onyxjuniper:
frecklesandsky:
I just read this super sad...
I just read this super sad post about this girl who’s asexual and married and everyone is basically telling her that she doesn’t deserve her husband/she’s just a prude/she should just do it anyway.
So I want to tell you all right now that if people tell you this, or if they tell you you’ll never have a relationship, it is BULLSHIT.
My husband is asexual and I’m not. He’s sex repulsed, we don’t have sex, we never have.
An...
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