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August 10, 2016

Teacher: There’s an intruder in the school and all the...



Teacher: There’s an intruder in the school and all the students are evacuating.

Student: What are we waiting for? Let’s go!

Teacher: Ah! No. The intruder doesn’t dismiss you. I do.

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Published on August 10, 2016 07:40

akaashikelji:

“you cant headcanon that character as queer!!! they’re obviously not!!!” listen bud....

akaashikelji:

“you cant headcanon that character as queer!!! they’re obviously not!!!” listen bud. the gay gloves are on and every character i touch is gay. tag, they’re trans. poke, they’re pan. i’m unstoppable

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Published on August 10, 2016 07:38

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Published on August 10, 2016 07:35

gingersnapwolves:

lollerskaterau:

sumersprkl:

actuallyclintbarton:

thesylverlining:

audscratprop...

gingersnapwolves:

lollerskaterau:

sumersprkl:

actuallyclintbarton:

thesylverlining:

audscratprophetlilith:

t-ardigrades:

chemfatale:

elevenwalnuts:

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

No no no. This is so problematic because chicken nuggets has a different number of syllables, and it’s going to throw the whole song off. You have to pi...

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Published on August 10, 2016 07:31

August 9, 2016

kaylapocalypse:

erikadprice:

betteryetcrazy:

kushandwizdom:

s...



kaylapocalypse:

erikadprice:

betteryetcrazy:

kushandwizdom:

sensualkisses:

“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn’t be one of them.”

Yup

Idek why this quote is with this gif. Fucking ew

The Joker/Harley dynamic is definitely more explicitly abusive and frightening than the quote, but I think both the quote and Joker/Harley shipping are influenced by the same worrisome misunderstanding of wha...

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Published on August 09, 2016 16:25

mrdaco:

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS...



mrdaco:

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS and we watched it together. We seem to have the only record of its existence. And here’s a taste.

This looks like a cheap version of the Puzzle Place. Yikes.

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Published on August 09, 2016 16:19

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Published on August 09, 2016 16:14

wafflesex:

I hope for the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics opening ceremony they just project the History...

wafflesex:

I hope for the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics opening ceremony they just project the History of Japan video on a concrete wall and absolutely nothing else

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Published on August 09, 2016 07:38

m0onbunny:

hogna-lenta:

prokopetz:

note-a-bear:

shrewreadings:

sunshinetrooper:

black and...

m0onbunny:

hogna-lenta:

prokopetz:

note-a-bear:

shrewreadings:

sunshinetrooper:

black and asian vikings 100% definitely existed (also, saami vikings)

you know how far you can get into eurasia and africa by sailing up rivers from the baltic and mediterranean seas? pretty fucking far, and that’s what vikings liked to do to trade

then, you know, people are people, so love happens, business happens, and so ppl get married and take spouses back home to the frozen hellscape that is scandinavi...

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Published on August 09, 2016 07:35

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